Return to Normalcy & Beauty

[middest_boss]

Ahhhh... what a lovely day! The flowers, the trees, the grass, and the heavens above! All coming together harmoniously in celebration of my rightful strength and beauty... The foul smell of cheese and ridicule shall plague moi no more!

I believe I shall purchase every mirror in the Netherworld and adorn them fashionably upon my quarters - so that

Comments

[velvetassistant]

My goodness, good sir, your manner with which you speak is, itself, crafted art~ Like a smith of words, you beat sounds with hammers of teeth upon a silver tongue~

*Reaches for his tongue and pulls it out of his mouth (it's still attached of course)*

[velvetassistant]

What's this? Why, it's not silver at all...

[middest_boss]

L-Le' go o' tha'! [He pulls himself away forcefully.] How rude!

[velvetassistant]

Rude? Alas, we clearly have missed our point of understanding~ I apologize for revealing your flesh and blood tongue, but you still speak with a silvered gift of speech.

Aah, to turn the words of a mere human tongue into silvered words; it is like some sort of lyrical alchemy~

[middest_boss]

I suppose my rhetoric is something to be admired.

[velvetassistant]

The rhetoric of many is to be studied for its unique character~