Mar 23, 2009 18:18
Ahhhh... what a lovely day! The flowers, the trees, the grass, and the heavens above! All coming together harmoniously in celebration of my rightful strength and beauty... The foul smell of cheese and ridicule shall plague moi no more!
I believe I shall purchase every mirror in the Netherworld and adorn them fashionably upon my quarters - so that my shining reflection may bless every inch and corner of the room when I enter!
And there shall be no shattering of glass - no distortion of my form! O joy! O benevolent God!