Return to Normalcy & Beauty

[middest_boss]

Ahhhh... what a lovely day! The flowers, the trees, the grass, and the heavens above! All coming together harmoniously in celebration of my rightful strength and beauty... The foul smell of cheese and ridicule shall plague moi no more!

I believe I shall purchase every mirror in the Netherworld and adorn them fashionably upon my quarters - so that

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[idkmybfflaharl]

Glad to see you're back to your handsome self again.

[middest_boss]

Undeniably so. And I am glad to once again receive the respect I rightfully deserve.

[idkmybfflaharl]

Well, when you're good-looking, you're good-looking. Being unbelievably beautiful myself, I totally understand.

[middest_boss]

Haah! But of course... us beautiful demons must stick together!

[idkmybfflaharl]

You know I'd stick with you even if you weren't a Dark Adonis.

But, the face helps.

[middest_boss]

Is that so? I seem to recall a time where you would all groan and roll your eyes at the presence of the proclaimed 'Mid-Boss'.

Now it is moi who laughs last. My relevance is maximum.

[idkmybfflaharl]

We've been over this before. I like to think your memory works well enough to remember back to it.

Make another pass about relevance, though, and I'll throw you out the window.

[middest_boss]

But it is just so satisfying! I cannot help but remind you time and time again of all your narrow-minded misjudgments.

[idkmybfflaharl]

I can remind you of all the times I beat you senseless, if you want to play that game.

[middest_boss]

... I see your point. Although, in my defense, I was having stomach cramps...

[idkmybfflaharl]

You were not, you big faker.

Ugh, can't you just take a damn compliment without rubbing my nose in something? I'm trying to be nice here, and you're making it seriously more difficult than it has to be.

[middest_boss]

Very well... I will lift the burden off your shoulders. You are correct about one thing, mademoiselle. Now is not the time to bicker about past differences. Tonight, we rejoice in beauty!

[idkmybfflaharl]

I feel lighter already. And we didn't even have that many past differences, all things considered!

But, you're right about me being right. I'm strong again, you're handsome again... I think a celebration is in order.

[middest_boss]

And celebrate we shall! Together, you and I shall compose and host the grandest feast the Netherworld has ever seen! And all are invited!

[idkmybfflaharl]

I like the sound of that! Let's do it.

As soon as I find the Prinny Squad, I'll have them help, too.

[middest_boss]

Just glorious.