This cannot be!

[middest_boss]

UGH...! What form of trickery has Baal plagued upon moi this time?! Every mirror I gaze into shatters; every puddle evaporates! The faintest glimmer of my reflection in an object's sheen darkens beyond all recognition of my form. Can it be that even my charm and beauty have fallen victim to this accursed 'Skill Reversal' bill? This is not funny! 

Comments

[overlordinate]

Geez, you look like a foot. A Wood Golem's foot.

[middest_boss]

A, A foot?! Why, you pugnacious little brat! Have you not yet learned to respect a nobleman such as moi, the Dark Adonis?!

[overlordinate]

A nobleman? I'm a freaking Overlord! I don't have to respect anybody!

[middest_boss]

But of course. I should not be surprised.

[overlordinate]

Why am I even talking to you? Your face is making me sick to my stomach.

[middest_boss]

Run off! Flee like the rest of them! You will all come crawling back to moi when my beauty is not in such a handicapped state...

[overlordinate]

No.

No, I won't.

[middest_boss]

You'll seeeee...!

[overlordinate]

Hopefully not.

[middest_boss]

[Mumbles angrily.]