This cannot be!

[middest_boss]

UGH...! What form of trickery has Baal plagued upon moi this time?! Every mirror I gaze into shatters; every puddle evaporates! The faintest glimmer of my reflection in an object's sheen darkens beyond all recognition of my form. Can it be that even my charm and beauty have fallen victim to this accursed 'Skill Reversal' bill? This is not funny! 

Comments

[darkmastern]

That is horrible news! How could Baal be powerful enough to change something like that!? He's an honor student beyond all honor students!!

......

And you're still.. wearing that cheese hat....

[middest_boss]

Yes... thank you for such keen observations.

[rival_of_douche]

[RED looked at Midboss!]

[RED's accuracy greatly fell!]

[middest_boss]

[Whimpeeeeeeer.]

[overlordinate]

Geez, you look like a foot. A Wood Golem's foot.

[middest_boss]

A, A foot?! Why, you pugnacious little brat! Have you not yet learned to respect a nobleman such as moi, the Dark Adonis?!

[overlordinate]

A nobleman? I'm a freaking Overlord! I don't have to respect anybody!

[middest_boss]

But of course. I should not be surprised.

[idkmybfflaharl]

[See keywords.]

[middest_boss]

Not you as well, mademoiselle!

[idkmybfflaharl]

[Clears her throat and looks down, but doesn't say anything. Embarrassing!]

[middest_boss]

Unacceptable! Absolutely unacceptable!

[immolationbitch]

...Yeesh.

[middest_boss]

Please, mademoiselle! Do not lay your eyes on me! Not like this!

[immolationbitch]

You don't need to tell me twice!

But, ****, that's pretty bad. I've been cursed to be polite and even I can't think of anything nice to say.

[middest_boss]

[Whimper.] I am so disgraced.