NAMEPROSCONS Pietro Maximoff I'm in love with him.
I'm married to him.
He's intelligent, handsome, and funny.
He has that accent I like so much.
He treats me like a queen and is surprisingly romantic.
Unplanned dinners in Paris or Istanbul are totally awesome.
I know he loves me and will stand by me no matter what. He can be a massive jerk.
He has unresolved issues with his ex-wife. And his sister. And his daughter. And every other woman in his life.
His superiority complex can be really maddening.
His family is really dangerous.
He can be over-protective.
He keeps secrets from me. Gemma Doyle She's friendly, smart, and funny.
She's easy to talk to, generous, and kind.
She's beautiful.
She's one of my closest friends here. She's female.
I'm married.
She's practically my sister.Wanda Lenscherr/Maximoff She's beautiful.
She's incredibly charming.
She has that accent I like so much. She's female.
I'm married.
She's my sister-in-law.
I'm fairly certain she despises me.
She's mentally unstable.
She's not here. Felicia Hardy She's beautiful, intelligent, and easy to talk to.
She's one of my closest friends.
We get along really well. She's female.
I'm married.
She's my best friend.
She's seeing someone.Sanji He's genuinely a nice guy.
He's a great chef.
He treats women respectfully. I'm married.
He's a little old fashioned for me.
He's not really my type. Reilly Tyne He's got a great sense of humor.
He's surprisingly easy to talk to.
He's a good baker. I'm married.
He's a bit young for me.
He's practically my brother.Spider-Man He has an amazing sense of humor.
He's a really good friend.
Have you seen that butt? Seriously.
He's fun to joke around with. I'm married.
He's not really my type.
Did I mention I'm married and Spidey's not my type?? Kaylee Frye She's very sweet and has a good sense of humor.
She's easy to talk to.
She's very pretty. She's female.
I'm married.
We don't know each other all that well.Patsy Walker She's my best friend in any version of reality.
She's witty, has a great sense of humor, and she's absolutely stunning.
She's one of my favorite people ever.
She doesn't let me feel sorry for myself. I'm married.
She's not here.Greg Willis He's a nice guy, and he genuinely wants to be a hero.
He treats me as his equal.
We work well together.
I'm pretty sure he's interested in me. I'm married.
He's not here.
He confuses me. I'm not sure if that's something I'd want to pursue.Vance Astrovik He was my first love.
He knows me really well.
He's not unattractive.
At one point, I did want to marry him.
Part of me will probably always love him. I'm married. To someone else.
He's not here.
He broke my heart and humiliated me.
He didn't even send a card while I was in the hospital.
His views of women leave much to be desired.
He can be a massive jerk.
Suzy Sherman.
We've both moved on. Really.