[PODFIC] PIGEON STYLE
Yeah, that's right! My mun did a podfic of my faaaavourite fic! Or, you know, one of them.
Suck it Claude!
"Cooo! Coooo..." CLAUDE WHISPERED ENTICINGLY IN MOHINDER'S EAR. AGAINST HIS WILL, MOHINDER FELT HIS BODY RELAX AS CLAUDE'S SECRET PIDGEON MATING CALL TOUCHED THE ANIMAL PART OF HIS BRAIN. HE... WANTED TO MAKE A NEST WITH THIS MAN.
"Coooo... Cooo... " MOHINDER TRIED WHISPERING BACK. CLAUDE STARTED LAUGHING, "MOHINDER! YOU JUST ASKED ME TO RENT YOU A VIBRATOR!" MOHINDER WAS AGHAST! WAIT, WAS HE MORE AGHAST ABOUT ASKING TO RENT A VIBRATOR OR THAT PIDGEONS HAD CONCEPTS FOR SEX TOYS? INTELLECTUALLY, HE FELT IT WAS A HORRIFIC COMBINATION OF THE TWO.
"Well, /fine/." HE GROUSED. "I won't try talking to you in your own language."
"Cooo..." CLAUDE SAID FORLORNLY.
"Well, it's your own damn fault." MOHINDER SAID AND CROSSED HIS ARMS IN A VERY BITCHY MANNER.
SUDDENLY, CLAUDE MOUNTED MOHINDER, PIDGEON-STYLE, AND THEY HAD SEX.
THE END
Suck it Claude!
"Cooo! Coooo..." CLAUDE WHISPERED ENTICINGLY IN MOHINDER'S EAR. AGAINST HIS WILL, MOHINDER FELT HIS BODY RELAX AS CLAUDE'S SECRET PIDGEON MATING CALL TOUCHED THE ANIMAL PART OF HIS BRAIN. HE... WANTED TO MAKE A NEST WITH THIS MAN.
"Coooo... Cooo... " MOHINDER TRIED WHISPERING BACK. CLAUDE STARTED LAUGHING, "MOHINDER! YOU JUST ASKED ME TO RENT YOU A VIBRATOR!" MOHINDER WAS AGHAST! WAIT, WAS HE MORE AGHAST ABOUT ASKING TO RENT A VIBRATOR OR THAT PIDGEONS HAD CONCEPTS FOR SEX TOYS? INTELLECTUALLY, HE FELT IT WAS A HORRIFIC COMBINATION OF THE TWO.
"Well, /fine/." HE GROUSED. "I won't try talking to you in your own language."
"Cooo..." CLAUDE SAID FORLORNLY.
"Well, it's your own damn fault." MOHINDER SAID AND CROSSED HIS ARMS IN A VERY BITCHY MANNER.
SUDDENLY, CLAUDE MOUNTED MOHINDER, PIDGEON-STYLE, AND THEY HAD SEX.
THE END