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There was an adult/big kid group in one of the classrooms upstairs holding a session called "Where is Jesus in Tartarus Academy" which I really wanted to go to but was forcibly dragged back to class. I was hoping for some sort of wide scale Where's Waldo action that I could flail my arms at and point Jesus out because I am awesome like that. And if not that, then I had some very deep questions about religion that needed to be answered, like;
- Why is cafeteria food generally so expensive?
- Just where IS the Tartarus cafeteria anyway? I'm hungry.
- Your bathrooms on the main floor are really nasty, you should clean them.
- What is up with your road system? You guys are nuts!
- I want some ghost hunting gear if this place is haunted, man.
I really wish someone could have answered those questions for me. Especially God. But I guess he wanted to leave me in the dark. I would appreciate it if SOMEONE would tell me these things. At least the House gave me a stupid orientation. Not cool!
Not only that, but a terrorist hit me in the class I was dragged off to. A TERRORIST. IN MY MATH CLASS. He had a funny hat and everything! I was hit with a small missile, complete with snazzy racing stripe things. I'm not even American! Argh! Wtf, epic fail. But it was a dud so it didn't explode, so no worries, world! The Great Gamer Matt lives! (hahahah, morons can't build explosives FTL).
Score insofar:
Matt: + 1
Terrorists: 0.
Except! I guess they can have half a point since they're not giant rats or whatever that you're all hinting at on the network but WON'T ELABORATE ON. WTF.
THE PUBLIC WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THERE IS AN AXE MURDERER RUNNING AROUND! Pffft, false alarm.
Ugh! This is worse than Whammys! And now Mello isn't around. Dumb waste of tiiiime. But they'll kick me out if I don't attend the classes and I need the magical free room and board. ARGH, ROGER, YOU ASSHOLE, YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU, YOU CRAZY OLD MAN.
Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored. Need batteries. Bored bored bored bored bored. I wonder if I can mod this computer...
- Why is cafeteria food generally so expensive?
- Just where IS the Tartarus cafeteria anyway? I'm hungry.
- Your bathrooms on the main floor are really nasty, you should clean them.
- What is up with your road system? You guys are nuts!
- I want some ghost hunting gear if this place is haunted, man.
I really wish someone could have answered those questions for me. Especially God. But I guess he wanted to leave me in the dark. I would appreciate it if SOMEONE would tell me these things. At least the House gave me a stupid orientation. Not cool!
Not only that, but a terrorist hit me in the class I was dragged off to. A TERRORIST. IN MY MATH CLASS. He had a funny hat and everything! I was hit with a small missile, complete with snazzy racing stripe things. I'm not even American! Argh! Wtf, epic fail. But it was a dud so it didn't explode, so no worries, world! The Great Gamer Matt lives! (hahahah, morons can't build explosives FTL).
Score insofar:
Matt: + 1
Terrorists: 0.
Except! I guess they can have half a point since they're not giant rats or whatever that you're all hinting at on the network but WON'T ELABORATE ON. WTF.
THE PUBLIC WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THERE IS AN AXE MURDERER RUNNING AROUND! Pffft, false alarm.
Ugh! This is worse than Whammys! And now Mello isn't around. Dumb waste of tiiiime. But they'll kick me out if I don't attend the classes and I need the magical free room and board. ARGH, ROGER, YOU ASSHOLE, YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU, YOU CRAZY OLD MAN.
Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored. Need batteries. Bored bored bored bored bored. I wonder if I can mod this computer...