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[microbugs]

After a long absence, I have a great lesson to share with you all:

I got suspended. MAN. Okay, for the lame oldbies who don't hang in this... groovin' jive they call Tartarus, recently, there were about 3 chickens splattered on the pavement. This is the deal because I am so kind to document this incident for the world

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[luministic]

You'd think they would bounce, no?

But that's not the point. I told you not to listen to those kids. Now what are you going to do? Do you know how bad a suspension looks on your record? Do you think you can catch up with all the work you're missing? I'll help you out if you like, against my better judgment. They're probably not going to let you out of your room anymore, without watching your every move. There's probably someone waiting right outside your room this very moment! I don't think he'd be armed, but I'm sure he's a big man who would have no trouble keeping you at bay. They'd probably pass him off as your bodyguard or something, to keep you from trying to be rebellious. How terrible would it be to have some giant ape of a man looming over you, everywhere you go? And there wouldn't be anything I could do to help you, you'd be lucky if I could get anywhere near you to help you with school!

You're really in it now, Matt.

[microbugs]

Whoa there. Sorry mom, but I happen to support buckling under minor peer pressure, better known as truth or dare. And I hope there's a big tall man in black outside my door because he can also keep terrorist boy and your finger wagging of shame at bay away from ME.

Plus, I so don't need your help in school. I can handle it fine, little miss know it all.

[luministic]

This is so far away from minor. They're going to keep a watch on you until you're 18 at least! Say goodbye to freedom, Mr. Dare.

Okay, fine. Just don't be asking me for IN-CLASS NOTES.

[microbugs]

And I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE GETTING ALL PERIODICALLY HORMONAL AND CRAZY UNTIL YOU WERE 14 AT LEAST. WOW. It's not that big of a deal.

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Don't think I don't know what you're trying to do. I'm onto you little miss.