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After a long absence, I have a great lesson to share with you all:
I got suspended. MAN. Okay, for the lame oldbies who don't hang in this... groovin' jive they call Tartarus, recently, there were about 3 chickens splattered on the pavement. This is the deal because I am so kind to document this incident for the world:
A few days ago, I was taken (mostly against my will), by a few nutty classmates, to play a dumb prank. Now, it's well documented that I'm not sociable and hate the burning ball of death they call the sun. Unless of course, they have a damn good reason to motivate me otherwise, like go in the dead of night. And if you ask anyone, I'm pretty sure they'll tell you that the dumbest things they've ever done in their lives was because of their friends. This was no exception.
So of course I went.
Long story short, we stole a bunch of chickens and climbed the arts tower. And dropped them from the third floor window thinking they would flutter down. They didn't flutter. You heard me right: a couple of birds, large fatty objects that should generally not be moving at fast speeds through the air, went screaming towards the earth at what appeared to be twice the speed of light. A collective gasp went up as the birds shredded air, only to finally hit the pavement and get gore everywhere.
D:.
I got suspended. MAN. Okay, for the lame oldbies who don't hang in this... groovin' jive they call Tartarus, recently, there were about 3 chickens splattered on the pavement. This is the deal because I am so kind to document this incident for the world:
A few days ago, I was taken (mostly against my will), by a few nutty classmates, to play a dumb prank. Now, it's well documented that I'm not sociable and hate the burning ball of death they call the sun. Unless of course, they have a damn good reason to motivate me otherwise, like go in the dead of night. And if you ask anyone, I'm pretty sure they'll tell you that the dumbest things they've ever done in their lives was because of their friends. This was no exception.
So of course I went.
Long story short, we stole a bunch of chickens and climbed the arts tower. And dropped them from the third floor window thinking they would flutter down. They didn't flutter. You heard me right: a couple of birds, large fatty objects that should generally not be moving at fast speeds through the air, went screaming towards the earth at what appeared to be twice the speed of light. A collective gasp went up as the birds shredded air, only to finally hit the pavement and get gore everywhere.
D:.