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[microbugs]

Well, as I was trying to make my rounds today, some lady with a giant purse totally aced me in the head when she turned around too quickly and then I saw something. Not stars, but THE SECRET TO PROPER DEMONSTRATIONS:

OBESITY STRIKES.It takes strength of both mind and body to overeat, but choosing not to eat is just lazy. Any old joe can chain

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[heavenly_bound]

That's what the world needs, more obesity!

[microbugs]

YES, STICK IT TO THE MAN. Or whatever.

[morphball]

And who would intentionally put themselves into such a sorry, sore and rotund shape for a cause? Seriously. Protesting something like world hunger by eating that third cheeseburger reeks of iron and downright idiocy.

I didn't get to use fragments that time. Damn you, network people for making me type in complete sentences.

[microbugs]

All social demonstrations suffer the same flawed logic, so DON'T ASK ME WHY PEOPLE DO IT, LADY. I was raised to actually do things myself and not just nag people into doing it. And no one protests world hunger anyways. They look for stupid programs that pretend to supply food to the needy.

But comparing all the methods of nagging? It's just harder to ignore a gross fat group of men and women eating enough to feed an army and vomiting everywhere than a group of men and women with signs or wasting away into oblivion or something, yes.