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[Dark eyebrows push together to form an angry gloom on Molossia's face. He holds a fist up to the communicator, shaking it to express his extreme frustration]
Someone better start explainin' what the hell is goin' on around here before I break everythin' that ain't broken yet! And believe me, it ain't gonna be pretty.
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Someone better start explainin' what the hell is goin' on around here before I break everythin' that ain't broken yet! And believe me, it ain't gonna be pretty.
[Not sure if the device is ( Read more... )
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[Molossia turns but then checks the device and smirks]
Hey! Asshole! Stop screamin' and come out here!
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I'm sorry..!
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[Was that voice he heard for real? Molossia really doesn't know how to react to someone who is actually terrified of him. It's throwing him off his game, and that is only making him more upset.]
Now tell me what the fuck is goin' on here and I'll spare ya!
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[because he is actually freaked out here and doesn't like anyone knowing more than him at this very moment.]
How many are there?! Ya think I can't take 'em? I'll beat them all down until they can't fuckin' move for pullin' a stunt like this! His Excellency better not be fightin' for the throne when I get back! Fuckin' bastards!
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Don't act all worried about me! I can take on a whole group of lame asses! Just tell me who's responsible for this stunt and where I can find 'em!!
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[He'll stand his ground, if any of this was actually familiar ground to him. It's not, though. so his legs start doing all sorts of wobbling weirdness from nervousness.]
What's it to ya?!
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Quit fuckin' with me!
Who is "everyone?"
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[Sorry, Prussia's never heard of your republic before, clearly you are insignificant and/or a baby.]
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[Eyebrow twitch. Honestly, Molossia is used to such questions, but he'll act more annoyed than he truly is. It's better then showing weakness.]
Tsk. If ya have to ask... I'm completely surrounded by United States territory, about 9 Imperial Nortons northeast of Dayton, Nevada. Got a colony on the boarder of California too.
[He's not a baby. At least, he doesn't consider himself to be, but in comparison to most others, he really is.]
Just who the hell are you supposed ta be, anyway?
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[She casually tosses her hair over her shoulder with the backs of her fingertips. Ego? What ego? She's just naturally like this. Also, she still has no idea where that is, because bothering to learn US states is for some other people.]
And if you're one of America's brats, then, I'm sure he'll be happy to see you around here. So don't go getting yourself in trouble and causing chaos. We've got enough of that.
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[Way to piss him off even more, Prussia. Molossia is now stumping around and presenting to you both his middle fingers as hard as he can.]
I ain't no damn brat! Ya see dis? [Hefigures to himself] I'm independent! Just 'cause I'm surrounded by that fat ass doesn't mean shit! I'm my own nation. Got it?!
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Kidnapped?!
[Molossia waves his fists around even MORE.]
Fuck that shit! I wasn't kidnapped! That's fuckin' lame and I ain't lame, lady! What do ya think I am? Some kinda infant? Do I look like a child to ya?! Huh?!
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It's good of them to go into hiding. When I find them and get through with them...
[She trails off, seething at the outrage of it all again.]
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