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[micro_tsun]

[Dark eyebrows push together to form an angry gloom on Molossia's face. He holds a fist up to the communicator, shaking it to express his extreme frustration]

Someone better start explainin' what the hell is goin' on around here before I break everythin' that ain't broken yet! And believe me, it ain't gonna be pretty.

[Not sure if the device is

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[reobserves]

[ This guy is.. scary. Definitely really scary. So scary that while Yukiteru is watching the video, he acidentally hits the recording button before he lets out a slight shriek. ]

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[micro_tsun]

HELL WAS THAT?!

[Molossia turns but then checks the device and smirks]

Hey! Asshole! Stop screamin' and come out here!

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[reobserves]

A-.. ah, that was me..! [ DUCKING FOR COVER even though it's only communication over these so it shouldn't be that bad.. ]

I'm sorry..!

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[micro_tsun]

Damn right ya sorry!

[Was that voice he heard for real? Molossia really doesn't know how to react to someone who is actually terrified of him. It's throwing him off his game, and that is only making him more upset.]

Now tell me what the fuck is goin' on here and I'll spare ya!

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[reobserves]

In that case.. Um, this is a planet called Fortuna.. We were all kidnapped to this place by.. scientists.

[ He almost ducks for cover again already, knowing this guy won't take the news well. ]

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[micro_tsun]

Maybe you've been kidnapped. I'm the Republic of Molossia. I don't get "kidnapped." Been taken over once by some lame ass critics but I chased 'em off!

And what makes this place different than earth?

[besides the fact something feels really wrong about being here, but he's not going to mention that. He isn'nt weak.]

Looks like some overgrown bullshit place of earth if I ever seen one.

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[reobserves]

Ah.. another one of these countries, is it.. [ he can guess as much from the name, and sighs a little. ]

Just look up to the sky at night. It's not like Earth's. Not to mention the monsters..

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[micro_tsun]

I'm not like the rest of them, though! I'm the best! That's why they're so smug.

[oh, well. Look at that. There ARE two moons.]

Uh, I ain't got time for that!

[Just trying to not admit he's wrong... so change of subject!]

What kinda monsters ya talkin' about?

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[reobserves]

[ claims of being the best aside.. ]

H-hey, how do you mean you don't even have time to look up.. [ not that he'll press the point much, this guy is too scary. ]

And there's only one kind of monsters, right? Just monsters. The dangerous kind.

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[micro_tsun]

[HESTOOCOOLTOLOOKUP.Or,actually.... he did but doesn't want to admit this kid is right.]

Some lame ass told me about there being cougars. Those ain't no fuckin' monsters! Jus' some damn animals!

What's your name? This place is fuckin' confusin'!

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[reobserves]

Oh, yeah, there are cougars too.. and monsters. It's sort of scary on.. both sides, I guess.. [ trailing off. ]

I'm.. [ considering giving out a fake name, but no, too much work.. ] Yukiteru. Yukiteru Amano.

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[micro_tsun]

Both sides of what? Ya tryin' to pull my leg, ain't ya?

HEY! Don't mumble! That's fuckin' annoyin'!!

An' what kind of name is that?! Tch.

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[reobserves]

S-.. s-sorry! Did I do something wrong? A.. and what's wrong with my name?!

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[micro_tsun]

Yeah! Ya fuckin' mumbled!

It's too much to say! I'm callin' ya Amano, got it?

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[reobserves]

S.. sorry for that! But.. calling me Amano is just fine, you know..

There's a lot of people w-who just call me by my last name, so I don't mind..

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[micro_tsun]

Okay. Whatever.

Amano is just easier to say. I don't give a shit who calls ya what. Maybe if ya get cooler I might give ya a neat nickname.

Where the hell am i supposed ta fuckin go now?