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A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "5 shots?" "Yes", the guy says, "I'm celebrating my first blow job." The bartender replies, "hell let me buy you 1!" "No thanks" the guy says, "If 5 don't get the taste out of my mouth, then the 6th won't matter!"
Oh shit, so true. Wait, What? Hahaha.
So after much of my spring semester sucking and I couldn't figure out how to make it better, I finally found what I was looking for to make my days brighter. My System of a Down Mezmerize CD! Edward has had this thing in his truck forever and I had not listened to it in a very long time. I got it back yesterday and I am now on my 2nd time through it in as many days. WOOHOO for the best System CD ever. Did I mention my life was like a violent pornography, and it consists of choking chicks and sodomy? Good stuff, gotta love it.
Hey if you type in the word Hahaha....the spell checker will tell you that you are trying to spell Chihuahua. For now on I think I will just say Chihuahua rather than laughing.
Oh shit, so true. Wait, What? Hahaha.
So after much of my spring semester sucking and I couldn't figure out how to make it better, I finally found what I was looking for to make my days brighter. My System of a Down Mezmerize CD! Edward has had this thing in his truck forever and I had not listened to it in a very long time. I got it back yesterday and I am now on my 2nd time through it in as many days. WOOHOO for the best System CD ever. Did I mention my life was like a violent pornography, and it consists of choking chicks and sodomy? Good stuff, gotta love it.
Hey if you type in the word Hahaha....the spell checker will tell you that you are trying to spell Chihuahua. For now on I think I will just say Chihuahua rather than laughing.