And so the jokes go further downhill.......
A little girl is taking a shower with her father. She looks up to him and says, "Daddy, what is that?" Her father replies, "That is my penis." And in turn the daughter asks, "When do I get a penis on me?" Without hesitation the father replies, "As soon as mommy goes to the store."
I can't believe you just told that joke. Blah Blah...it's funny, and very, very dirty.
Wow school blows lately. Actually, it pretty much just blows in general. I am really stretching my brain thin this semester. Every class is, READ THIS, READ THAT! BLAH!!!! I can't stand reading all this shit. Just tell me what it's about and test me over what you told me. I don't care about any of the crap you are teaching me, I just want my basics done after 19 years of college! I have a test tomorrow at 1 in Philosophy, and I have another on Monday night in Zoology. WOOHOO. Oh yeah, I have a 4 page essay due on Tuesday, a Quiz on Wednesday and a speech outline due on Thursday. Of course all of this is to be done in my SPARE time........hahahahaha. I would bitch more, but really, I can't complain. I signed myself up for it all, and I am going to finish it all. I just needed to gripe about something. It doesn't feel right to not gripe. Haha. None of that positive stuff for me!
Anyways....I suppose I shall go to bed...I always seem to have something great to talk about and then by the time I type in my password, all thought are gone. This may be why this journal is so mundane. Oh well, I like pissing off Lauren with my boringness.
P.S. If you are a hot girl and want to come to Applebee's on Friday night with me, here is your chance..............No really...........Please?.......Okay you don't have to, I will sit by myself.
I can't believe you just told that joke. Blah Blah...it's funny, and very, very dirty.
Wow school blows lately. Actually, it pretty much just blows in general. I am really stretching my brain thin this semester. Every class is, READ THIS, READ THAT! BLAH!!!! I can't stand reading all this shit. Just tell me what it's about and test me over what you told me. I don't care about any of the crap you are teaching me, I just want my basics done after 19 years of college! I have a test tomorrow at 1 in Philosophy, and I have another on Monday night in Zoology. WOOHOO. Oh yeah, I have a 4 page essay due on Tuesday, a Quiz on Wednesday and a speech outline due on Thursday. Of course all of this is to be done in my SPARE time........hahahahaha. I would bitch more, but really, I can't complain. I signed myself up for it all, and I am going to finish it all. I just needed to gripe about something. It doesn't feel right to not gripe. Haha. None of that positive stuff for me!
Anyways....I suppose I shall go to bed...I always seem to have something great to talk about and then by the time I type in my password, all thought are gone. This may be why this journal is so mundane. Oh well, I like pissing off Lauren with my boringness.
P.S. If you are a hot girl and want to come to Applebee's on Friday night with me, here is your chance..............No really...........Please?.......Okay you don't have to, I will sit by myself.