Fic Catalogue - When Naruto Met Sasuke
Domestic and silly, it starts when Naruto's head breaks Sasuke's shaman stick and becomes another one of those kinds of sappy stories about two people trying to make a name for themselves in the world they just happened to find each other in.
Stories are listed in chronological order and not in the order written.
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Year One
That's All the Words I Know (PG-13) "Y-you idiot-stop worrying about my eyes and get off me!"
Give Me Got Me Good (R) "What’s there to like about an unbelievably crass guy like you?"
Year Two
What I Still Haven't Found (PG-15) "No, the guy just threatened to de-man me. With a plastic spoon."
Just as Long as You Stand by Me (PG-13) "Nah, we’re different. You and me, it’s like…it’s like we’re ramen and kamaboko."
Stuck on You (PG-13) "I need you to be the muse. Be my inspiration."
When You Say the Words That I Can't Say (PG) “And what makes you think I’d even need to rely on a clumsy guy like you?”
Not Everybody Has Got Somebody Like You (R) "The way you are around him, you might as well be. But keeping Sasuke waiting on your proposal for so long, what kind of devoted boyfriend are you?
Simple Equation (PG-15) “Because ramenfan1023 is the password you use for everything.”
It's Alright if It's You (R) "What does Kiba have to do with wanting me to-why I am even trying to turn this into a discussion? I am not sitting on you."
Morning in Your Eyes (PG-13) "Sitting on me doesn't do any favours for whatever's decaying in your mouth."
Year Three
Just a Notion of You (PG-13) "You can be so stupid sometimes."
Middle of Somewhere (PG-13) "Admit it. You were worried about me."
Crazy, Crazy Baby (R) "I'm this close to sucking you off, and you're the one complaining."
If We Are Wise (PG-13) "You still have the remarkable tendency to look like a pufferfish when you do that."
You and I (PG) "You really are annoying when you do that."
To the Place Where We'll Always Meet (PG-15) "...your brother intimidates me."
Spell Me, You, Add the Two (PG-13) "If Naruto brought you home, he must really, really like you, so that means we get to keep you, right?"
Give Your Smile to Me (PG-13) "The last time I let you finish that kind of irresponsible train of thought, you tried to sing to me."
Lead Me to the Space Beside You (PG-13) "The way you’re behaving, you’d think I was actually trying to kill you."
The Theory of Happiness (PG-13) "It's still a wedding, isn't it?"
Like Nobody (R) "Stop being so insecure about what a guy like that said. It's annoying."
Year Four
Nothing Better Than You (PG-13) "So I'm not allowed to be happy around you anymore?"
One Step Behind You (PG-13) "The seeds don't really make the peppers hot. It's the inner wall and the veins. I left those in."
Only Gets Better With Time (PG-13) “Well, yeah. Even without the face, it’s still supposed to remind you of a panda. Mr. Panda.”
I Just Wanna Love With You (PG) "The only medicine I need is you."
Life Goes On (R) "Don’t have to. I already know it’s mine."
Mad About You (PG) "I don't know why it's always so hard for you to admit how much you really like my sideburns. I never said it was a bad thing, you know."
Smile Tomorrow Again (PG) "Although it's nice to finally have a smart, older sibling-like figure I can look up to, sometimes, I really question how smart you can be having agreed to date someone like Naruto in the first place."
Be There (PG-13) "Didn't know you had a thing for soap."
In This World Together With You (PG) "I've never seen this possessive side of you before."
Other
Give and Take (PG-13) "Did I ever tell you about the time your deceptively nice brother introduced me to his priceless sword collection?"
Sweet Like Lemonade (PG) "I highly doubt I couldn't live without you."
Juliette is My Ring Ding Dong (NC-17) "I don’t think it’d be appropriate to say sorry at this point when I lack the proper conviction."
Stories are listed in chronological order and not in the order written.
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Year One
That's All the Words I Know (PG-13) "Y-you idiot-stop worrying about my eyes and get off me!"
Give Me Got Me Good (R) "What’s there to like about an unbelievably crass guy like you?"
Year Two
What I Still Haven't Found (PG-15) "No, the guy just threatened to de-man me. With a plastic spoon."
Just as Long as You Stand by Me (PG-13) "Nah, we’re different. You and me, it’s like…it’s like we’re ramen and kamaboko."
Stuck on You (PG-13) "I need you to be the muse. Be my inspiration."
When You Say the Words That I Can't Say (PG) “And what makes you think I’d even need to rely on a clumsy guy like you?”
Not Everybody Has Got Somebody Like You (R) "The way you are around him, you might as well be. But keeping Sasuke waiting on your proposal for so long, what kind of devoted boyfriend are you?
Simple Equation (PG-15) “Because ramenfan1023 is the password you use for everything.”
It's Alright if It's You (R) "What does Kiba have to do with wanting me to-why I am even trying to turn this into a discussion? I am not sitting on you."
Morning in Your Eyes (PG-13) "Sitting on me doesn't do any favours for whatever's decaying in your mouth."
Year Three
Just a Notion of You (PG-13) "You can be so stupid sometimes."
Middle of Somewhere (PG-13) "Admit it. You were worried about me."
Crazy, Crazy Baby (R) "I'm this close to sucking you off, and you're the one complaining."
If We Are Wise (PG-13) "You still have the remarkable tendency to look like a pufferfish when you do that."
You and I (PG) "You really are annoying when you do that."
To the Place Where We'll Always Meet (PG-15) "...your brother intimidates me."
Spell Me, You, Add the Two (PG-13) "If Naruto brought you home, he must really, really like you, so that means we get to keep you, right?"
Give Your Smile to Me (PG-13) "The last time I let you finish that kind of irresponsible train of thought, you tried to sing to me."
Lead Me to the Space Beside You (PG-13) "The way you’re behaving, you’d think I was actually trying to kill you."
The Theory of Happiness (PG-13) "It's still a wedding, isn't it?"
Like Nobody (R) "Stop being so insecure about what a guy like that said. It's annoying."
Year Four
Nothing Better Than You (PG-13) "So I'm not allowed to be happy around you anymore?"
One Step Behind You (PG-13) "The seeds don't really make the peppers hot. It's the inner wall and the veins. I left those in."
Only Gets Better With Time (PG-13) “Well, yeah. Even without the face, it’s still supposed to remind you of a panda. Mr. Panda.”
I Just Wanna Love With You (PG) "The only medicine I need is you."
Life Goes On (R) "Don’t have to. I already know it’s mine."
Mad About You (PG) "I don't know why it's always so hard for you to admit how much you really like my sideburns. I never said it was a bad thing, you know."
Smile Tomorrow Again (PG) "Although it's nice to finally have a smart, older sibling-like figure I can look up to, sometimes, I really question how smart you can be having agreed to date someone like Naruto in the first place."
Be There (PG-13) "Didn't know you had a thing for soap."
In This World Together With You (PG) "I've never seen this possessive side of you before."
Other
Give and Take (PG-13) "Did I ever tell you about the time your deceptively nice brother introduced me to his priceless sword collection?"
Sweet Like Lemonade (PG) "I highly doubt I couldn't live without you."
Juliette is My Ring Ding Dong (NC-17) "I don’t think it’d be appropriate to say sorry at this point when I lack the proper conviction."