Oh, goodness.

Oct 03, 2006 11:17

HA HA! Suck it, bitches! I have actually learned a lesson this time! I'm amazed at my own restraint. I mean, yes. It's killing me. I really really REALLY want to send a text message back to him. But I won't, because this time I'm stopping the cycle. Remember all those suggestive text message conversations I was having with Ryan about a year ago? And it always seemed like if I'd just said one less thing everything would have been okay? Well, I've been messaging with Simon, about twenty-five messages between the two of us over the last eighteen hours ... and okay. Look:

Simon: [says something less than nice about other situation with other co-worker which YES needs to be written about]
Michelle: You're terrible .. but I love you anyway!! Hey isn't your birthday soon?
Simon: How did you know??
Michelle: Ooh, i'm stalking you too, didn't you know? [Cuz he always tells me how he's stalking me]
Simon: Arrrg arrg [direct quote!!]
[That was all last night. These next two were this morning at 8 and 11.]
Michelle: Awww, it's okay, calm down. So what day is it?
Simon: Are you at work already? [Eleven am, kids. Eleven am.]
Michelle: No, fool! Try not to be too lonely til I get there. :) So are you ever gonna tell me your birthday?
Simon: On the 17th. I don't need my gift wrapped.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA oh wow Michelle so TOTALLY almost walked right into that one!! Wow, it's so condom-keychain its not even funny. I'm not sending anything back. Ha! So last year wasn't completely worthless. Good times. Ignore all this, I'm insane.

simon, ewing of plano, ryan, text messages

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