What. A. Day.
First day of the new semester. Let's review, shall we?
So I woke up at 7:30 because I thought I had a class at 9. Then, I realized that the class wasn't at 9, but 9:30 and I had missed out on another half hour of sleep. Goddamnit. So I wait around the room, preparing, and finally head off to class.
I got there only to realize that that class didn't start until next week because it was Biology lab and labs didn't start until next week...*grumble*
So I come back and lie down for a while because my next class wasn't until 12:30...couldn't sleep, so I started to catch up on lj for a while and ate lunch. Then I head out again. I'm walking down the sidewalk in the quad and it's entirely ice--unsanded, unsalted ice. I keep saying in my head "I'm going to fall on my ass, I know it, please don't slip and fall on your ass, Michele..." So, naturally, with a pitiful little squeak I slip and fall on the ice. On an already bruised thigh as well.
So I keep going and as I walk past the building where my history class was last semester, I notice that there are huge chunks of icy snow falling off the roof. It almost looked like someone was tossing them off, and I started to giggle to myself as I walked by...I was almost home free past the building and a huge piece lands less than a foot in front of me and explodes everywhere. One step more and I would have gotten it square on the head.
I finally make it to Psyc and have to sit through an hour and 15 minutes of class with a damp ass because of the previous fall on the ice near my dorm...and then, I realize that I have to stay in that seat for yet another hour, as my Music elective was directly following that in the same room.
Is it the weekend yet?
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Michele! - Michele will always turn right when leaving a cave!
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Michele.
- According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Michele.
- Michele will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Michele!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Michele.
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Michele.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Michele.
- Scientists have discovered that Michele can smell the presence of autism in children.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Michele.
Quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in a while :D
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