so it's not christmas, but this made me laugh
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I broke shb00m_yadayada's X-Box (-12 points). In August ladyindie and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, molly1_2_3 (-5000 points). Last month I bought porn for stilettho (-10 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5073 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
michellemyhell