Forgot.
I almost forgot this really funny story about tuesday. I was in the bathroom at a bar called Shadey O's, having a nice pee. In the bathroom there was also a guy in at the urinal next to me, and a guy in the stall. All of the sudden the guy at the urinal here the guy from the stall say "Oh my God." And all of the sudden it was a sound like someone broke a dam. The guy started, literally, squealing like a pig. The guy in the urinal and I start busting up laughing. Then the guy in the stall starts yelling, "God it burns! Oh my God!" And we kept laughing. Then the smell hit us both at the same time. Now I use to work in a morgue, so I know bad smells. This was like nothing I had ever had to smell before. The guy and I zip up and head for the door still laughing and gagging. As we leave the guy is aparently finished because he asks us for some toilet paper. I nearly hit the ground laughing as the guy and I just leave him there. It was a great time. Later, on another topic, we went to Denny's. It's 3 A.M. at this point so my brain is gone from being up since the morning before. My friend, who we call The Jesus, and I were sitting there talking while my friends Jon and Tawny were helping out my friend Jessica while she was puking up a lung (never mix vodka, greasey food, and jack daniels). So Jesus grabs this quarter filled cup uf syrup, and what at the time I assumed was out of pure bordom, starts filling it with tobasco, onions, sugar, cigarette ash, whatever he can find. At this point Jon and Tawny are back watching him wondering what was up. He looked at me and said "Bet you're to much of a pussy to drink it." Son of a bitch called me out. Then he threw two dollars on the table and said, "You drink that and you're my new hero." Well, to make a long story short I got my two dollars and am someones hero now. Oh yeah, giggity giggity giggity. I don't know why I wrote this, I was bored and they are both funny stories if you're drunk or have a sickly mind like myself.