You all have a mission.

Find as many of the eggs as you can, and bring them to me immediately.

The next person who hands me a TPS report without the proper cover, or printed out front and back, or hand-written in glittery ink is getting kicked out of my office window and charged to replace the glass.

Ichimura, go fetch some goddamned toner. The copy machine's out.

[Private to Self | Unhackable]Goddamned indecisive higher-ups...one minute ( Read more... )

The people of Our kingdom have worked hard for the safety and prosperity we now enjoy, and their labor has not gone unnoticed. We declare this next day a holiday; all the workers shall be brought in from the fields, and a feast will be provided in every town in the whole of the kingdom ( Read more... )

[Private to Shinsengumi | Unhackable]

I want Takasugi Shinsuke at my feet within the day. Dead or alive. I'm giving his keeper an hour to turn him in; once that hour is up, he's fair game for any or all of you.

[Private to Yamazakis | Unhackable]

The three of you, keep an eye on Grell Satcliffe. Report any developments to me immediately.

[ ( Read more... )

"Christmas?"

Sounds noisy.

( [Filtered to Yamazaki, Yamazaki, and Ayumu | Unhackable] )

Kuro. You are a dead man.

[Locked from Kuro and his associates]

[Hijikata's voice is clipped and empty, kept carefully devoid of any emotion whatsoever. There's something very wrong about it.]

Okita Souji is dead.

Move out and take up defensive positions immediately; Kuro has begun to move, and we can't let him get the upper hand.