Sanctuary Rap
Cali tries to watch a film with Kaliel/Maeryn but is, instead, trapped in the PPC Theater with Kaliel/Maeryn (Agents Mal), Luxury, and Nikola Tesla to MST a Sanctuary badfic.
I do not own the PPC. It was created by Jay and Acacia--the original Assassins. The text below is a review in narrative form and also contains elements of parody/satire. Sanctuary was created and written by Damian Kindler, Martin Wood, and Sam Egan, and is distributed by Tricon Films and Television. This fic: When the lights go out was written by froggycomics, who will kindly keep it.
This is a Co-Write with Pretzel (as Agents Mal and sometimes Tesla), Caddy-shack (as Luxury), and me (as Cali and sometimes Tesla).
This fic, and therefore this MST is NSFW/NSFB.
Previous Appearance: Russian Roulette With All Six Shots: Part 2
Sanctuary Rap
Cali pushed the door to the PPC’s theater open with his hip. “Hey Mal! I’ve got the snacks!” he said, and raised his double armful of precariously stacked candy and popcorn. Maeryn quickly got up from her seat and helped Cali with the snacks, giving him a smile as she did so.
“Thank you, Cali,” she said. “So, have you ever seen Rango before?”
“I watched part of it with Miah a couple of weeks ago, but we got a mission and I didn’t get to finish it. I like Beans.” He did a wide eyed freeze.
Maeryn laughed. “Very good,” she said. “So, shall we?” She nodded towards the cushioned seats, keeping a careful grip on the snacks she held. Previews started playing on the screen, showing trailers for upcoming movies.
“C’mon, in here! No one looks in here!” Luxury said as she barged into the theatre, knocking the snacks out of Maeryn’s hands. “Oh! Sorry!”
Maeryn blinked, and then smiled at her fellow Bad Slasher. “No problem, Luxury” she replied. “I will get some other--” She paused when she saw Luxury’s companion, and then frowned. “Luxury, is that who I think it is?”
Luxury giggled. “If you mean Tesla, then yes! I found him looking all mopey in Medical, and though I’d cheer him up with a tour!” Luxury’s smile became devious. “But some agents started chasing us, saying something about him having to go back. So, we’re hiding in here. Why are you guys here? Looking for some alone time?”
Maeryn shook her head. “No,” she said. “We were going to watch Rango. It is a favorite of Kaliel’s.”
The opening scene of the movie began with an odd eyed lizard in a Hawaiian shirt attempting theatre with various plastic toys. Cali still hadn’t realized who was in the room with him.This didn’t last long when Tesla said, “Why is a lizard trying to act, and doing so rather badly?”
Cali turned so fast that his popcorn sprayed out in an arc across the floor. “How-uh-why-oh man...”
Tesla smirked. “Ah, the not-so-coherent one,” he said. “Try again, this time using your words.”
“Cali!” Luxury ran up and gave him a hug, “You know Tesla?”
“Unh huh. He, uh, looks...better...clothed. Um--I meant--oh no.” He shook his head, and hid his face against Luxury’s shoulder.
“Cali, breathe,” Kaliel said, switching off with Maeryn. “Luxury, Doctor Tesla should probably be getting back home, so it’d be best if we--”
Suddenly, the movie playing on-screen flickered and died, followed quickly by the lights, plunging the theatre into darkness.
“What in the world?” Kaliel asked, blinking in the sudden darkness. “Doctor Tesla, was that you?”
“There is a lot of electromagnetic energy coming from him, but I don’t think it is focused enough to do anything right now. Of course, I wasn’t--” He broke off in a high pitched yelp. “Luxury!”
“No, this was not my doing. If it was, it would not have resulted in me being locked in this room with you people. Interesting that you seem able to detect the EM effects, though.” He turned toward Kaliel. “You seem to not be quite so boringly mundane as you first appeared, either.”
Kaliel shrugged, forgetting that Tesla probably wouldn’t be able to see her do so. “I’m not exactly what you would call a normal human,” she said. “For now, you can just consider me a sort of Abnormal if it makes you feel any better. Now, we should probably figure out how to get out of here. Cali, we can always watch Rango another time.”
“Hey, I think I found the light switch!” Luxury said from somewhere. Suddenly, the screen lit up again, though the words ‘When the lights go out’ were displayed, rather than the movie. “Umm, okay, not the switch!”
When Henry alone in the sanctuary trying to fix the power when Nicola appears uninvited. Contains rap and slash this is not a fluff story you been warned.
Kaliel stared at the screen in momentary shock, and then began to laugh. Hard. Given that it was modified with the odd echoing timbre that all Tok’ra and Goa’uld symbiotes spoke with, the sound was very strange indeed.
“R-rap? Oh Egeria, there’s a warning for rap? What, does someone have some seriously bad rhyming skills in this?” She hung onto the back of the nearest chair as her laughter died down, and then eventually calmed down enough to take a seat next to Cali, though she still occasionally snickered from time to time.
Luxury:*appeared at Tesla’s side and pulled him to a chair between Cali and her.* I didn’t know you could rap, Tesla!
Tesla: I do not rap, but that is clearly not referring to me. It is talking about someone named Nicola. Young Heinrich’s new girlfriend, perhaps?”
Kaliel: *sigh* “No, I’m afraid not, Doctor Tesla. Slash is... Well, it basically denotes a same-sex relationship between two people.
Tesla: Interesting. So this poorly written work is about to detail Nicola, which is still not my name, by the way, and Wolf Boy having a relationship They obviously have not done their research. I would much rather woo Helen than him.
Maeryn: *smiling wryly* Well, yes, but writers of these kinds of stories do not usually pay attention to canon.
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Luxury: *holding both Tesla and Cali’s hands, while still somehow drinking from a soda* Why is she asking someone else to spell-check her work? Shouldn’t she be able to do that herself?
Cali: *looks immensely pleased with the fact that Luxury was holding his hand against Tesla’s.*
I sat in part of sanctuary trying to get the power bake on, after several hour of going know where I decide to take a break.
Maeryn: ‘Power bake’ Is that some sort of relative to the Easy Bake Oven? *shrugs when she sees the odd looks directed toward her* I was given one when I first joined. I believe the agent in question used to work primarily in pre-Nineties children’s fandoms. I think I still have it somewhere.
Cali: Those were cool! *realizes what he just admitted to, and ducks his head*
Luxury: *sips soda* I wonder where he knew he was going for so long?”
On my way to the kitchen of all the people to run into in the dark it had to be Nikola and how did he get into the sanctuary without being dictated?
Tesla: *dry tone* Funny, I don’t recall having to get someone to record a memo for me as one of the Sanctuary’s security measures. It must be a new feature.
Cali: At least they got the name right this time.
Maeryn: True, though if that is the only thing we can be thankful for, I think we are in for quite a ride.
I had only one idea he must have cut the power.
Luxury: *turns to Tesla* Well that isn’t very nice. You wouldn’t do that would you, Tesla?
Tesla: I tend to prefer more subtle methods of getting what I want. I would like to point out that this is the second time tonight that someone has unfairly accused me of cutting the power to something.
Cali: That translates to, absolutely, but only if he really wants something, and can make everyone else think it relates to something else entirely.
He wave at me and walk over towards me with one hand on his hip with and evil smile growing on his face as he got even closer to me.
In an animalistic grail I said "why do I get the filling this is your doing Nikola."
"I don't know what you're talking about tiny Tim. I'm here to visit Helen have you seen her."
Kaliel: *switches off with Maeryn* So, Henry’s a snack cake now? *amused smile* I wonder what flavor he is.
Cali: *looks at the cup with interest* I’m wondering where the grail with animal reliefs came from. We can’t steal things from this, can we?
Kaliel: I don’t think so. Otherwise, we’d be dealing with the Nicola mini-Steno right now, and I don’t see it.
Luxury: *giggles, smiles coyly* Tiny Tim? So, you know how big he is?
Nikola: *grimaces slightly* No. I call him that because he’s not exactly gifted with height.
"No, and good bye" I said as I walk into the kitchen to make a sandwich.
Later I sat down on the couch with my food when the power went bake on, and then Nikola reappear in front of me holding a bottle of wine and two wineglasses.
Tesla: Finally! Decent libations!
Kaliel: Hmm. If this was a true mission, I would’ve charged the author for having you pull a Druitt right there. Especially since the author didn’t mention that you sped into the room. I mean, if they watch the show-- and I’m only assuming that they do --they’d know that John’s the one who got the teleportation powers, not you.
He flops down next to me with smile on his face and pore two glasses of wine and hand me one.
Luxury: Ewwww! It came out of his pores? *turns to Tesla and scrunches up her nose.* You sweat wine? That’s odd for a vampire.
Tesla: *puts a weary hand to his forehead* No, we don’t sweat wine. I drink it as a sort of replacement for blood. I’m more concerned about the fact that I ‘flopped’ down on the couch. I do not flop. I lounge, thank you very much.
Luxury: *smiles coyly up at him and leans in close* You sure you don’t flop, because it’s usually the big boys who flop around.
Cali: *makes a sound as if he is choking*
I look at him as if his gone insane and said "Nikola how did you get the power bake on and what you are up to."
"What, can't I celebrate fixing something that you weren't able to fix tiny Tim?" Nikola said as he pushes the wineglass towards me again.
Maeryn: *frowns* As far as I know, Henry does not drink wine. Of course, we do not see him drinking much beyond soda and water.
Cali: If this was set early first season, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have been able to drink alcohol with the meds he was taking.
Maeryn: Very true.
I finely gave in and took the glass and drake it after awe I start to feel dizzy.
I try to get up but I end up falling on the floor looking up at Nikola who had a derange smile on his face.
Maeryn: *tilts her head to one side* Did... Did Henry just turn a glass into a miniature dragon? How strange.
Cali: I guess I’d be in awe, too, if I just turned something into a miniature dragon, even if I already had the power to turn into a HAP. *glances at Tesla and gulps* I think we have arrived at the slash part of this story.
Tesla: Hmm. Lovely.
I try to move again but Nikola force me bake down with his body weight.
He toke my belt off and tide my hands above my head to the coffee table.
Kaliel: And now he’s smoking Henry’s belt. Well, this ‘fic just keeps getting more and more trippy the longer it goes on. *steals some of Cali’s popcorn*
Luxury: Aren’t they inside? How can he be using the tide if they’re inside? Or do you guys have some sort of cool jacuzzi?
Tesla: Well, there is a Hebridian Water Swan that does have some power over the tides, but no, there are no Jacuzzis in the Sanctuary. *looks thoughtful* Or at least, not to my knowledge.
Cali: Magnus would shoot you if she finds you looking for one in her rooms.
Tesla: *smirks* Ah, but the pain would be so worth it.
When I try to move my body once again it felt like I was being held down by waits.
When I was able to move my head in a good direction to see what Nikola was doing to me, my eyes went wide with shock and panic.
Luxury: *tilts her head to the side* So, he’s waiting for himself to be raped? This sounds an awful lot like something you’d read in a doujin.
Kaliel: Yes, but logically, Henry should be able to break free of his bonds. I think he’d have the strength to do so in a situation like this. His HAP form tends to break out when he’s threatened.
Luxury: *grins* Unless Tesla plays rough.
Cali: He does in fanfic. Um, not that I-like-er-read his fanfic... *trails off and ducks his head to hide his blushing*
Tesla: Well, as long as it’s nothing like this, I think you’re fine. *frowns at the next part of the fic*
He was in his vampire form his long sharp nails starts cut my shirt open until he got to my paints were he unbutton them and pull them down to my ankles when I heard a voice scream out,
"What in god name are you doing to Henry?"
Nikola shout up from where he was with my underwear in his left hand and said "Helen! "
Cali: *mutters* You can tell she’s not in character. She didn’t shoot you immediately for doing that.
Tesla: *looking disgusted* I think I might want to shoot myself if I tried doing that.
Kaliel: I’d help. *twitches, and then mutters* Oh, come on, ‘Ryn. You’d do the same. *gives no indication she realizes she’s just spoken out loud, continues fic on the screen.*
"Don't Helen me Nicola Tesla your try to rape Henry!" Helen scream as she took out her gun and amid it at Nicola and start to fire.
Luxury: So, shes standing in the middle of her gun, AND firing? *giggles* Looks like no one in this fic comma either.
*Crickets chirp loudly in the corner as Luxury looks at the others to get her dirty joke*
*Maeryn shrugs, and then sighs at the next sentence*
He vanish after 3 bullets went in to him, Helen came running to me and pull up my pants and untied my hands and pulling me into a hug asking me if was alright.
Maeryn: And there he goes again with the teleporting. That is starting to get annoying.
Cali: When did you tie him up?
Maeryn: Sorry? *glances over at Tesla, who is indeed tied up* Luxury!
Cali: *looks over at Tesla and Luxury* I meant when did Tesla tie up Henry in the story. How’d you do that, Luxury?
Luxury: I was in Girl Scouts. *tyes bows in the rope*
*Tesla glares at her, and then shifts in his seat a bit. Quickly unties his hands and begins to free himself, starting with the gag across his mouth.*
Everyone else: *stares in amazement, having missed seeing any real effort on Tesla’s part*
Maeryn: How did you do that?
Tesla: Ehrich Weiss taught me. *looks up from the knots at the silence* Houdini. He was an Abnormal, and used to visit the Sanctuary quite often.
When Helen realized I wasn't able to walk from the drugs that Nicola have gave me so she got the big guy to carry me to my room to rest and lat the drugs ware off.
Cali: *manages to finally stop staring in slack-jawed awe at Tesla* Is it just me, or is the grammar actually getting worse?
Maeryn: No, it is getting worse. Though I am not sure how that is possible.
All throw the night I heard Helen and the others arguing on what to do with Nicola. All I heard was Will saying they should kill him before I passed out.
Luxury: *gasps* Aww! Poor Henry, being thrown around all night!”
Maeryn: *snorts* Please,” *crosses her arms over her chest* There are quite a few things wrong with those two sentences. One, Helen hasn’t treated him for any injuries he might have incurred when Nikola initially attacked him. Two, she would most likely have him under observation rather than leaving him alone in his room. Three, while Will has made the comment of how Tesla always seems to be in some sort of trouble, or the cause of said trouble, I do not believe that he has ever said they should kill Tesla.
Cali: Definitely under observation. Henry couldn’t walk on his own, but he was conscious. That doesn’t sound like a normal combination for a drug to me.
Maeryn: What about a muscle relaxer? If used at the right dose, something like Cyclobenzaprine would create those effects. I used to be a healer, and I have done quite a bit of studying of Earth medicines since I came here.
I was woken up in the middle of the night I feeling a sharp pain in my back and neck when I look up I seen Nicola above me with blood covering his mouth I look down to see I had no cloths on and Nicola was inside me he was raping me.
Luxury: He’s was raping you from the inside? *takes on a look of deep concentration as she tried to figure out how that would work* Ewww! *buries her head in the seat*
Cali: How...how did Tesla bite him on the back, but he can still--oh gross! I think Henry’s head just spun around. *buries his face next to Luxury’s*
Maeryn: *stares blankly at the screen; the only signs of life coming are the occasional twitches of her fingers and the blinking of her eyes. As if a switch has been through somewhere in her mind, she suddenly shivers and then shakes her head before speaking slowly* I think that it would be best if we continued on. I believe that we will be done with this soon. *bows her head and closes her eyes, letting Kaliel take over once more*
Kaliel: Right. Let’s get this over with.
My face started to turn into wolf when he cover my mouth with his hand and slam into me as I scream in to his hand and terse started to fall down my chicks and my hands claw into his arms.
Luxury: Why is he holding little baby chicks while he’s being raped? Why he he dropping terses on them? I’m usually the first to hear about new kinks!
Cali: *groans* How did putting a hand over his mouth keep him from changing?
Kaliel: More importantly, why didn’t Helen and the others hear Henry screaming? A hand doesn’t muffle that much sound. After all, Henry could hear them arguing earlier; why can’t the reverse be true for his screams? Someone should be running in by now.
Tesla sits in shocked silence, which is a remarkable occurrence, given the man’s-- sorry, vampire’s --usual cool and collected nature.
He cap slamming into me hard and harder, as his hand cape me from screaming for help until I felt him relies himself inside of me.
He pulls himself out of me and said "I always love barking new toys" and he left.
Cali: I know what is supposed to be going on here, but the wording-- *shakes his head* I’m not sure, but I think Tesla’s hand just turned into a cape, and that’s the smallest problem.
Luxury: If his hand is a cape, he is using it to hit Henry with a hat. *looks confused*
Cali: I think the cap is in the other hand. Like ‘Look, Ma, no hands!’ Oh dear Eru, I can’t believe I just said that.
I Lay there in my bed cover In sweet, blood and sex, after awe the smell of sex start to make me sick so I when into my bathroom and trend on the shower and stud their and cry.
Kaliel: He... He just turned into a wooden board. Also, what the hell is ‘sweet’? Did he have sugar water poured all over him?
Tesla: *shakes his head as if to break free from his horrified trance* There is nothing sweet about this. You all do this for a living? What could possibly induce such insanity?
Kaliel: The medical package. It’s really, really good. Also, the loot. We’re usually allowed to take whatever non-canon objects we can grab back home with us.
“Luxury: Isn’t sweet that pickled onion juice from Holes? *turns to Tesla* Oh, it isn’t as bad as you think; you just have to give in to your inner pervert.
Kaliel: The fact that we usually have partners to balance us out doesn’t hurt either. And-- *stops dead when she sees the next two sentences*
I never told Helen or the rest of the group of what happen that night or that he visit me every night and raps me.
I really can't call it rape any more when I'm starting to like it when he touches me or that I'm moaning his name out when he violates me.
Kaliel: I-- *starts swearing in Goa’uld, the sharp glottal language coming rapidly out of her mouth in an unbroken stream of explicitives*
Cali: There’s the rap. Oh dear Eru, there was the rap from the warning. *laughs slightly manically*
Luxury: *squeaks and hops into Tesla’s lap* Protect me?
Tesla: I think that I would rather get out of here first.
I'm becoming nothing but a toy to this man a broken toy hoping his master would get tier of him and throws it away.
I'm nothing but a toy to you Nicola Tesla.
Cali: Again with this Nicola person. I think this means you’re in the clear, Nikola.
*Screen fades to black and lights come back up*
“I’ll take that victory, shallow as it might be,” Nikola said. He dislodged Luxury from his lap and got to his feet. “Now, let’s see if that door can stand up to some magnetic persuasion.”
“It’s over? Cali said hopefully.
“Thankfully, yes,” Kaliel said, rising to her feet as well. “I think I need to go to the Nursery and check up on Aeric. I haven’t seen him all day.”
Tesla looked up at this, startled.
“Wait, you have children in this madhouse?”
“I have four!” Cali said proudly, pulling a wallet of pictures from a pocket of his vest.
“You and Miah had four kids?” Luxury asked him in surprise. “Wow, where do you guys find the time?”
“No, we rescued them from a badfic in our second mission.” He shoved the pictures up in everyone’s faces and pointed excitedly. “This is Hannah. And Kyle. And Kevin. And little Helen.”
Cali was interrupted when Tesla, seriously wanting to escape the madhouse he was in, all but tore the door off its hinges with a burst of power. He escaped out into the halls of HQ and was summarily caught by the same Medical personnel who had been chasing after Luxury and him earlier. He went along with them willingly, wanting to get home as quickly as possible. The people here were insane.
Next appearance: Mission 10: Dragon Lady
I do not own the PPC. It was created by Jay and Acacia--the original Assassins. The text below is a review in narrative form and also contains elements of parody/satire. Sanctuary was created and written by Damian Kindler, Martin Wood, and Sam Egan, and is distributed by Tricon Films and Television. This fic: When the lights go out was written by froggycomics, who will kindly keep it.
This is a Co-Write with Pretzel (as Agents Mal and sometimes Tesla), Caddy-shack (as Luxury), and me (as Cali and sometimes Tesla).
This fic, and therefore this MST is NSFW/NSFB.
Previous Appearance: Russian Roulette With All Six Shots: Part 2
Sanctuary Rap
Cali pushed the door to the PPC’s theater open with his hip. “Hey Mal! I’ve got the snacks!” he said, and raised his double armful of precariously stacked candy and popcorn. Maeryn quickly got up from her seat and helped Cali with the snacks, giving him a smile as she did so.
“Thank you, Cali,” she said. “So, have you ever seen Rango before?”
“I watched part of it with Miah a couple of weeks ago, but we got a mission and I didn’t get to finish it. I like Beans.” He did a wide eyed freeze.
Maeryn laughed. “Very good,” she said. “So, shall we?” She nodded towards the cushioned seats, keeping a careful grip on the snacks she held. Previews started playing on the screen, showing trailers for upcoming movies.
“C’mon, in here! No one looks in here!” Luxury said as she barged into the theatre, knocking the snacks out of Maeryn’s hands. “Oh! Sorry!”
Maeryn blinked, and then smiled at her fellow Bad Slasher. “No problem, Luxury” she replied. “I will get some other--” She paused when she saw Luxury’s companion, and then frowned. “Luxury, is that who I think it is?”
Luxury giggled. “If you mean Tesla, then yes! I found him looking all mopey in Medical, and though I’d cheer him up with a tour!” Luxury’s smile became devious. “But some agents started chasing us, saying something about him having to go back. So, we’re hiding in here. Why are you guys here? Looking for some alone time?”
Maeryn shook her head. “No,” she said. “We were going to watch Rango. It is a favorite of Kaliel’s.”
The opening scene of the movie began with an odd eyed lizard in a Hawaiian shirt attempting theatre with various plastic toys. Cali still hadn’t realized who was in the room with him.This didn’t last long when Tesla said, “Why is a lizard trying to act, and doing so rather badly?”
Cali turned so fast that his popcorn sprayed out in an arc across the floor. “How-uh-why-oh man...”
Tesla smirked. “Ah, the not-so-coherent one,” he said. “Try again, this time using your words.”
“Cali!” Luxury ran up and gave him a hug, “You know Tesla?”
“Unh huh. He, uh, looks...better...clothed. Um--I meant--oh no.” He shook his head, and hid his face against Luxury’s shoulder.
“Cali, breathe,” Kaliel said, switching off with Maeryn. “Luxury, Doctor Tesla should probably be getting back home, so it’d be best if we--”
Suddenly, the movie playing on-screen flickered and died, followed quickly by the lights, plunging the theatre into darkness.
“What in the world?” Kaliel asked, blinking in the sudden darkness. “Doctor Tesla, was that you?”
“There is a lot of electromagnetic energy coming from him, but I don’t think it is focused enough to do anything right now. Of course, I wasn’t--” He broke off in a high pitched yelp. “Luxury!”
“No, this was not my doing. If it was, it would not have resulted in me being locked in this room with you people. Interesting that you seem able to detect the EM effects, though.” He turned toward Kaliel. “You seem to not be quite so boringly mundane as you first appeared, either.”
Kaliel shrugged, forgetting that Tesla probably wouldn’t be able to see her do so. “I’m not exactly what you would call a normal human,” she said. “For now, you can just consider me a sort of Abnormal if it makes you feel any better. Now, we should probably figure out how to get out of here. Cali, we can always watch Rango another time.”
“Hey, I think I found the light switch!” Luxury said from somewhere. Suddenly, the screen lit up again, though the words ‘When the lights go out’ were displayed, rather than the movie. “Umm, okay, not the switch!”
When Henry alone in the sanctuary trying to fix the power when Nicola appears uninvited. Contains rap and slash this is not a fluff story you been warned.
Kaliel stared at the screen in momentary shock, and then began to laugh. Hard. Given that it was modified with the odd echoing timbre that all Tok’ra and Goa’uld symbiotes spoke with, the sound was very strange indeed.
“R-rap? Oh Egeria, there’s a warning for rap? What, does someone have some seriously bad rhyming skills in this?” She hung onto the back of the nearest chair as her laughter died down, and then eventually calmed down enough to take a seat next to Cali, though she still occasionally snickered from time to time.
Luxury:*appeared at Tesla’s side and pulled him to a chair between Cali and her.* I didn’t know you could rap, Tesla!
Tesla: I do not rap, but that is clearly not referring to me. It is talking about someone named Nicola. Young Heinrich’s new girlfriend, perhaps?”
Kaliel: *sigh* “No, I’m afraid not, Doctor Tesla. Slash is... Well, it basically denotes a same-sex relationship between two people.
Tesla: Interesting. So this poorly written work is about to detail Nicola, which is still not my name, by the way, and Wolf Boy having a relationship They obviously have not done their research. I would much rather woo Helen than him.
Maeryn: *smiling wryly* Well, yes, but writers of these kinds of stories do not usually pay attention to canon.
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Luxury: *holding both Tesla and Cali’s hands, while still somehow drinking from a soda* Why is she asking someone else to spell-check her work? Shouldn’t she be able to do that herself?
Cali: *looks immensely pleased with the fact that Luxury was holding his hand against Tesla’s.*
I sat in part of sanctuary trying to get the power bake on, after several hour of going know where I decide to take a break.
Maeryn: ‘Power bake’ Is that some sort of relative to the Easy Bake Oven? *shrugs when she sees the odd looks directed toward her* I was given one when I first joined. I believe the agent in question used to work primarily in pre-Nineties children’s fandoms. I think I still have it somewhere.
Cali: Those were cool! *realizes what he just admitted to, and ducks his head*
Luxury: *sips soda* I wonder where he knew he was going for so long?”
On my way to the kitchen of all the people to run into in the dark it had to be Nikola and how did he get into the sanctuary without being dictated?
Tesla: *dry tone* Funny, I don’t recall having to get someone to record a memo for me as one of the Sanctuary’s security measures. It must be a new feature.
Cali: At least they got the name right this time.
Maeryn: True, though if that is the only thing we can be thankful for, I think we are in for quite a ride.
I had only one idea he must have cut the power.
Luxury: *turns to Tesla* Well that isn’t very nice. You wouldn’t do that would you, Tesla?
Tesla: I tend to prefer more subtle methods of getting what I want. I would like to point out that this is the second time tonight that someone has unfairly accused me of cutting the power to something.
Cali: That translates to, absolutely, but only if he really wants something, and can make everyone else think it relates to something else entirely.
He wave at me and walk over towards me with one hand on his hip with and evil smile growing on his face as he got even closer to me.
In an animalistic grail I said "why do I get the filling this is your doing Nikola."
"I don't know what you're talking about tiny Tim. I'm here to visit Helen have you seen her."
Kaliel: *switches off with Maeryn* So, Henry’s a snack cake now? *amused smile* I wonder what flavor he is.
Cali: *looks at the cup with interest* I’m wondering where the grail with animal reliefs came from. We can’t steal things from this, can we?
Kaliel: I don’t think so. Otherwise, we’d be dealing with the Nicola mini-Steno right now, and I don’t see it.
Luxury: *giggles, smiles coyly* Tiny Tim? So, you know how big he is?
Nikola: *grimaces slightly* No. I call him that because he’s not exactly gifted with height.
"No, and good bye" I said as I walk into the kitchen to make a sandwich.
Later I sat down on the couch with my food when the power went bake on, and then Nikola reappear in front of me holding a bottle of wine and two wineglasses.
Tesla: Finally! Decent libations!
Kaliel: Hmm. If this was a true mission, I would’ve charged the author for having you pull a Druitt right there. Especially since the author didn’t mention that you sped into the room. I mean, if they watch the show-- and I’m only assuming that they do --they’d know that John’s the one who got the teleportation powers, not you.
He flops down next to me with smile on his face and pore two glasses of wine and hand me one.
Luxury: Ewwww! It came out of his pores? *turns to Tesla and scrunches up her nose.* You sweat wine? That’s odd for a vampire.
Tesla: *puts a weary hand to his forehead* No, we don’t sweat wine. I drink it as a sort of replacement for blood. I’m more concerned about the fact that I ‘flopped’ down on the couch. I do not flop. I lounge, thank you very much.
Luxury: *smiles coyly up at him and leans in close* You sure you don’t flop, because it’s usually the big boys who flop around.
Cali: *makes a sound as if he is choking*
I look at him as if his gone insane and said "Nikola how did you get the power bake on and what you are up to."
"What, can't I celebrate fixing something that you weren't able to fix tiny Tim?" Nikola said as he pushes the wineglass towards me again.
Maeryn: *frowns* As far as I know, Henry does not drink wine. Of course, we do not see him drinking much beyond soda and water.
Cali: If this was set early first season, I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have been able to drink alcohol with the meds he was taking.
Maeryn: Very true.
I finely gave in and took the glass and drake it after awe I start to feel dizzy.
I try to get up but I end up falling on the floor looking up at Nikola who had a derange smile on his face.
Maeryn: *tilts her head to one side* Did... Did Henry just turn a glass into a miniature dragon? How strange.
Cali: I guess I’d be in awe, too, if I just turned something into a miniature dragon, even if I already had the power to turn into a HAP. *glances at Tesla and gulps* I think we have arrived at the slash part of this story.
Tesla: Hmm. Lovely.
I try to move again but Nikola force me bake down with his body weight.
He toke my belt off and tide my hands above my head to the coffee table.
Kaliel: And now he’s smoking Henry’s belt. Well, this ‘fic just keeps getting more and more trippy the longer it goes on. *steals some of Cali’s popcorn*
Luxury: Aren’t they inside? How can he be using the tide if they’re inside? Or do you guys have some sort of cool jacuzzi?
Tesla: Well, there is a Hebridian Water Swan that does have some power over the tides, but no, there are no Jacuzzis in the Sanctuary. *looks thoughtful* Or at least, not to my knowledge.
Cali: Magnus would shoot you if she finds you looking for one in her rooms.
Tesla: *smirks* Ah, but the pain would be so worth it.
When I try to move my body once again it felt like I was being held down by waits.
When I was able to move my head in a good direction to see what Nikola was doing to me, my eyes went wide with shock and panic.
Luxury: *tilts her head to the side* So, he’s waiting for himself to be raped? This sounds an awful lot like something you’d read in a doujin.
Kaliel: Yes, but logically, Henry should be able to break free of his bonds. I think he’d have the strength to do so in a situation like this. His HAP form tends to break out when he’s threatened.
Luxury: *grins* Unless Tesla plays rough.
Cali: He does in fanfic. Um, not that I-like-er-read his fanfic... *trails off and ducks his head to hide his blushing*
Tesla: Well, as long as it’s nothing like this, I think you’re fine. *frowns at the next part of the fic*
He was in his vampire form his long sharp nails starts cut my shirt open until he got to my paints were he unbutton them and pull them down to my ankles when I heard a voice scream out,
"What in god name are you doing to Henry?"
Nikola shout up from where he was with my underwear in his left hand and said "Helen! "
Cali: *mutters* You can tell she’s not in character. She didn’t shoot you immediately for doing that.
Tesla: *looking disgusted* I think I might want to shoot myself if I tried doing that.
Kaliel: I’d help. *twitches, and then mutters* Oh, come on, ‘Ryn. You’d do the same. *gives no indication she realizes she’s just spoken out loud, continues fic on the screen.*
"Don't Helen me Nicola Tesla your try to rape Henry!" Helen scream as she took out her gun and amid it at Nicola and start to fire.
Luxury: So, shes standing in the middle of her gun, AND firing? *giggles* Looks like no one in this fic comma either.
*Crickets chirp loudly in the corner as Luxury looks at the others to get her dirty joke*
*Maeryn shrugs, and then sighs at the next sentence*
He vanish after 3 bullets went in to him, Helen came running to me and pull up my pants and untied my hands and pulling me into a hug asking me if was alright.
Maeryn: And there he goes again with the teleporting. That is starting to get annoying.
Cali: When did you tie him up?
Maeryn: Sorry? *glances over at Tesla, who is indeed tied up* Luxury!
Cali: *looks over at Tesla and Luxury* I meant when did Tesla tie up Henry in the story. How’d you do that, Luxury?
Luxury: I was in Girl Scouts. *tyes bows in the rope*
*Tesla glares at her, and then shifts in his seat a bit. Quickly unties his hands and begins to free himself, starting with the gag across his mouth.*
Everyone else: *stares in amazement, having missed seeing any real effort on Tesla’s part*
Maeryn: How did you do that?
Tesla: Ehrich Weiss taught me. *looks up from the knots at the silence* Houdini. He was an Abnormal, and used to visit the Sanctuary quite often.
When Helen realized I wasn't able to walk from the drugs that Nicola have gave me so she got the big guy to carry me to my room to rest and lat the drugs ware off.
Cali: *manages to finally stop staring in slack-jawed awe at Tesla* Is it just me, or is the grammar actually getting worse?
Maeryn: No, it is getting worse. Though I am not sure how that is possible.
All throw the night I heard Helen and the others arguing on what to do with Nicola. All I heard was Will saying they should kill him before I passed out.
Luxury: *gasps* Aww! Poor Henry, being thrown around all night!”
Maeryn: *snorts* Please,” *crosses her arms over her chest* There are quite a few things wrong with those two sentences. One, Helen hasn’t treated him for any injuries he might have incurred when Nikola initially attacked him. Two, she would most likely have him under observation rather than leaving him alone in his room. Three, while Will has made the comment of how Tesla always seems to be in some sort of trouble, or the cause of said trouble, I do not believe that he has ever said they should kill Tesla.
Cali: Definitely under observation. Henry couldn’t walk on his own, but he was conscious. That doesn’t sound like a normal combination for a drug to me.
Maeryn: What about a muscle relaxer? If used at the right dose, something like Cyclobenzaprine would create those effects. I used to be a healer, and I have done quite a bit of studying of Earth medicines since I came here.
I was woken up in the middle of the night I feeling a sharp pain in my back and neck when I look up I seen Nicola above me with blood covering his mouth I look down to see I had no cloths on and Nicola was inside me he was raping me.
Luxury: He’s was raping you from the inside? *takes on a look of deep concentration as she tried to figure out how that would work* Ewww! *buries her head in the seat*
Cali: How...how did Tesla bite him on the back, but he can still--oh gross! I think Henry’s head just spun around. *buries his face next to Luxury’s*
Maeryn: *stares blankly at the screen; the only signs of life coming are the occasional twitches of her fingers and the blinking of her eyes. As if a switch has been through somewhere in her mind, she suddenly shivers and then shakes her head before speaking slowly* I think that it would be best if we continued on. I believe that we will be done with this soon. *bows her head and closes her eyes, letting Kaliel take over once more*
Kaliel: Right. Let’s get this over with.
My face started to turn into wolf when he cover my mouth with his hand and slam into me as I scream in to his hand and terse started to fall down my chicks and my hands claw into his arms.
Luxury: Why is he holding little baby chicks while he’s being raped? Why he he dropping terses on them? I’m usually the first to hear about new kinks!
Cali: *groans* How did putting a hand over his mouth keep him from changing?
Kaliel: More importantly, why didn’t Helen and the others hear Henry screaming? A hand doesn’t muffle that much sound. After all, Henry could hear them arguing earlier; why can’t the reverse be true for his screams? Someone should be running in by now.
Tesla sits in shocked silence, which is a remarkable occurrence, given the man’s-- sorry, vampire’s --usual cool and collected nature.
He cap slamming into me hard and harder, as his hand cape me from screaming for help until I felt him relies himself inside of me.
He pulls himself out of me and said "I always love barking new toys" and he left.
Cali: I know what is supposed to be going on here, but the wording-- *shakes his head* I’m not sure, but I think Tesla’s hand just turned into a cape, and that’s the smallest problem.
Luxury: If his hand is a cape, he is using it to hit Henry with a hat. *looks confused*
Cali: I think the cap is in the other hand. Like ‘Look, Ma, no hands!’ Oh dear Eru, I can’t believe I just said that.
I Lay there in my bed cover In sweet, blood and sex, after awe the smell of sex start to make me sick so I when into my bathroom and trend on the shower and stud their and cry.
Kaliel: He... He just turned into a wooden board. Also, what the hell is ‘sweet’? Did he have sugar water poured all over him?
Tesla: *shakes his head as if to break free from his horrified trance* There is nothing sweet about this. You all do this for a living? What could possibly induce such insanity?
Kaliel: The medical package. It’s really, really good. Also, the loot. We’re usually allowed to take whatever non-canon objects we can grab back home with us.
“Luxury: Isn’t sweet that pickled onion juice from Holes? *turns to Tesla* Oh, it isn’t as bad as you think; you just have to give in to your inner pervert.
Kaliel: The fact that we usually have partners to balance us out doesn’t hurt either. And-- *stops dead when she sees the next two sentences*
I never told Helen or the rest of the group of what happen that night or that he visit me every night and raps me.
I really can't call it rape any more when I'm starting to like it when he touches me or that I'm moaning his name out when he violates me.
Kaliel: I-- *starts swearing in Goa’uld, the sharp glottal language coming rapidly out of her mouth in an unbroken stream of explicitives*
Cali: There’s the rap. Oh dear Eru, there was the rap from the warning. *laughs slightly manically*
Luxury: *squeaks and hops into Tesla’s lap* Protect me?
Tesla: I think that I would rather get out of here first.
I'm becoming nothing but a toy to this man a broken toy hoping his master would get tier of him and throws it away.
I'm nothing but a toy to you Nicola Tesla.
Cali: Again with this Nicola person. I think this means you’re in the clear, Nikola.
*Screen fades to black and lights come back up*
“I’ll take that victory, shallow as it might be,” Nikola said. He dislodged Luxury from his lap and got to his feet. “Now, let’s see if that door can stand up to some magnetic persuasion.”
“It’s over? Cali said hopefully.
“Thankfully, yes,” Kaliel said, rising to her feet as well. “I think I need to go to the Nursery and check up on Aeric. I haven’t seen him all day.”
Tesla looked up at this, startled.
“Wait, you have children in this madhouse?”
“I have four!” Cali said proudly, pulling a wallet of pictures from a pocket of his vest.
“You and Miah had four kids?” Luxury asked him in surprise. “Wow, where do you guys find the time?”
“No, we rescued them from a badfic in our second mission.” He shoved the pictures up in everyone’s faces and pointed excitedly. “This is Hannah. And Kyle. And Kevin. And little Helen.”
Cali was interrupted when Tesla, seriously wanting to escape the madhouse he was in, all but tore the door off its hinges with a burst of power. He escaped out into the halls of HQ and was summarily caught by the same Medical personnel who had been chasing after Luxury and him earlier. He went along with them willingly, wanting to get home as quickly as possible. The people here were insane.
Next appearance: Mission 10: Dragon Lady