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[mhdichard]

One, Two, Three, Four..omg.. Push it up..Doo doo doo..Utada...Rocks mah Socks. (Off) Omg I need to lay low one sec, someone is coming to talk to me. (GASP!?) *Switches to revision site.* (I love mozilla)...Back! Okay. They just wanted to know if I was feeling okay, apparently I look ill! Wewt, that means if I want to, I can go to Matron. Which I shall not do! I once went because I was "cold" and she bought it. :o But really, my english teacher back then said I could go. I really went to the bathroom then walked back to english..then walked back to matron. I didn't go into English..I thought "Screw it, only fifteen minutes left anyways." Oh yeah, did I tell you I walked all this way while it was POURING down? I was absolutely soaked. Fun naw? I had to squueze the liquid out of my hair. I think that my hair could be cut off and used in a professional cleaning dishes..place.. soaks up so much water. The new sponge "OMFG, it's hair, That's right folks..genuine, human hair! For the first time used to wash regular household appliances dishes. Watch how it first soaks up soap and water, then releases with ease as you squueze it on to any surface! Come down to AOL studios to pick up your free sample of emo hair. Fresh, human hair. Don't miss out, pick it up today. Wow, my mind is complex naw? I suddenly thought about "Muppets from Space" Because of the come down to studios..etc. I should shut up again soon. And get some freakin' friends on LJ. I think I have two friends..Both of them Katie >.>'' That sucks..just a bit more than loife itself yah. I wanna work in an office, just so I can experiment with answering the phone in different ways. Like "Herro" .."heya", This one is if you don't like the person, "Hello, this is your momma talking, Red hot wives available monday through to friday"..err..I wouldn't speak like that on a phone, I promise. But it WOULD be funneh. In fact, I wanna open up my own business. Become a webhost. The first 13year old genius computer nerd that hosts Uhhmm.. Amazon.com .. It'll be big I swear. Now, where to get the funding. I shall just have to marry young. yup, that's the one, the ticket to my future. Marry some rich freak that is obsessed with me. Where to find one of them? No clue, maybe one on secondlife. Deeeeee deeee deeee.. Dooop dooppp..I hate trenches. They 'ish soooo boring. Like I may actually have to live in a trench..So I could tell everyone I hate trenches. That way I would be ALLOWED to say it, because I had experienced..it on my third hand. (Instead of"Esperienced it first hand") So, How are you Katie? Goooooooood? I need to get a lappeh so I can leeech off the school network. Such a fast internet connection. xD Oooh Lookeh Here, I have IT next. Then German .. Then my daily hanging in the piazza. Sorry, I may be coming home with a slightly swollen neck today. It may be a bit puffy aswell, a minor fault in the whole "Hang yourself becuase you hate your lessons" thang. I neeeeeeeeeeed to get mah ass in gear and start to create desktops and shizz', buuuuut before then I must finish my history. Time to get cracking as they say. Although I only have liek *looks at clock* *Works out how many minutes left*...This may take a while. AHAH! I only have 8 mins left. I shall carry on blahhhing in this post until the bell rings once, twice, three times a ladddeh. I nrrf to buy s suit.. hahahaahahaah Nrrf, I really mean Need* Anyways yeash, Vintage classic..amazing suit. Also, I need a hard drive and a apple notebook. May have to start workin' in the mines, that'll be fun. A bunch of sweateh guys. Goooo crazzzzyyy. Like, that may actually be my dream job, I sound disgusting I know. But HOW AWESOME? Getting paid to be topless and watch others "working out". Goth kid is getting ready to go. HE has got a jacket liek Ross Katie. FUNNEH AS. It is just like *Frill* *Frill* Basically. I shall start to pack away now. It is kinda like *Notes* Everywhere. Mr Knight is staring at me and it is scaring me, he is really FAT when he takes his jacket off.
Toodles toodles toodles, shave the poodles..My mind is so amazing I think of stuff like that all the times. YAH
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