Lessons from 2005
So, I know we still have a few days to go left of 2005, but I have decided to compile a list of the most important lessons of 2005...
10. Never underestimate the power of a foxy guy with a mullet: (examples- Uncle Jesse, John Turner from Boy Meets World)
9. Don't worry if your history teacher prances around wearng a horse head. Just dangle the male member of your dream team in front of the professor, and he'll be so distracted he'll give you all A's (note, don't be ashamed of playing on priests weaknesses ;-) )
8. Sometimes even the nice guys end up being the dirty ones. (AKA Screech)
7. Danny Bonaduce is amazing. It's like watching a train wreck- riveting, yet shameful.
6. Backstreet's back ALRIGHT! NEVER GONE!
5. The best way to deal with stress caused by civ is to run around your room singing "my humps" with your roommate.
4. When someone tells you that money doesn't buy happiness, the correct response is "Yes it does, that's just a lie they say to keep poor people from rioting".
3. Sometimes even our heroes can disappoint us, and go from trustworthy girl down the creek to psychopath unwed mother of spawn of scientologist satan.
2. ALWAYS lock your dorm door at night- you never know when your roommate will wake up with someone else in her bed
1. never lose your passport in a french airport
10. Never underestimate the power of a foxy guy with a mullet: (examples- Uncle Jesse, John Turner from Boy Meets World)
9. Don't worry if your history teacher prances around wearng a horse head. Just dangle the male member of your dream team in front of the professor, and he'll be so distracted he'll give you all A's (note, don't be ashamed of playing on priests weaknesses ;-) )
8. Sometimes even the nice guys end up being the dirty ones. (AKA Screech)
7. Danny Bonaduce is amazing. It's like watching a train wreck- riveting, yet shameful.
6. Backstreet's back ALRIGHT! NEVER GONE!
5. The best way to deal with stress caused by civ is to run around your room singing "my humps" with your roommate.
4. When someone tells you that money doesn't buy happiness, the correct response is "Yes it does, that's just a lie they say to keep poor people from rioting".
3. Sometimes even our heroes can disappoint us, and go from trustworthy girl down the creek to psychopath unwed mother of spawn of scientologist satan.
2. ALWAYS lock your dorm door at night- you never know when your roommate will wake up with someone else in her bed
1. never lose your passport in a french airport