(I'll fix this LJcut asap, it's not working atm.)

Dear Mike,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent because Our romance is over. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey In your closet and I saw you Sit on My boyfriend. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand The middle-east is planning their revenge on you.
I' ( Read more... )

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you.

1) Your Name: Harveen

Baddest mother fucker in la center, WA!

2) Your Age: 22

A .22 Caliber hand gun. .22 is a measurement of inches, not millimeters you fucking retards. / Slang term used for women to let you know they ( Read more... )