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After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual ( Read more... )

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So now that I have gotten the depressing stuff and the wonders out of the way I now show you this...
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What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
-Bassoon burns longer.

two drums and a cymbol fell off a cliff. BADUM CH!

Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one--they hold it up and the world revolves around them!

Q: What's the difference between a clarinet and a mouse?
A: You can't hear a mouse squeak over the ( Read more... )

Descriptions of band/orchestra personel:

Conductor:
leaps tall buildings in a single bound
is more powerful than a locomotive
is faster than a speeding bullet
walks on water
gives policy to a god

Percussionist:
falls over the doorstep when trying to enter buildings
says "look at the choo-choo"
wets himself with a water pistol
plays in mud puddles
loses ( Read more... )

You know you're a band geek if...

1. Band is your favorite sport.

2. You hum band songs in other classes.

3. You've ever done roll-step while walking with a full plate or glass to keep things from spilling.

4. You've never been on a Friday night date, thanks to the football games.

5. You walk in step with any music you hear.

6. A snake is a favorite ( Read more... )

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Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.

This goes out to all of you who are Team Edward - as in the REAL Edward! *wink* The knight in ( Read more... )

A Minnesotan's Guide to Computer Lingo: (note the errors :P, Funny though ( Read more... )