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[metstarmezzo]

I choked my science teacher cuz your mom said so...

- Month you were born in-
January-----------i fucked
Febuary-----------i stole from
March--------------i bitch slapped
April--------------- i kicked
May----------------i married
June---------------i kissed
July----------------i killed
August------------ i lied to
September-------i love
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i choked

- DAY YOU WERE B0RN 0N -
1-------a spork
2-------my friends pants
3------- ur mom
4-------a football player
5-------a hobo
6------- p diddy
7-------a lawn gnome
8-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
9-------a pickle
10-------a banana
11-------a ruler
12-------an ipod
13-------a goat
14-------a sandwich
15-------my neighbor
16------- my dog
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a noodle
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a mexican
24-------a gangster
25-------myself
26-------a stranger
27-------an alien
28-------a squirrel
29-------my science teacher
30-------my true love
31-------my uncle

- C0L0R OF Y0UR SHiRT -

White-------Because thats how i roll bitch
Black--------Because dat bitch stole my taco
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because i keep it gangsta
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
white.AND.pink----Because i am kool like that
none-----cuz im to kool for tv
bathing suit----- cuz im so sexy and i freak like no other
camo- caz im a straight up "G"