You know...I am feeling saucy. I'll fill this out.
What time is it?: 11.49pm
Name as it appears on birth certificate: Christian Santino Michele Spinato
Nicknames: Chris, Christian, Little Tank.
Piercings: Shut up.
What is the most recent movie you've seen in the cinema?: Finding Neverland.
Eye color: Brown
Place of birth: St. Boniface General Hospital, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Favorite food: Italian-Sicilian cuisine. Oranges, maybe.
Ever been toilet papering: No. I'm a grown ass man.
Love someone so much it made you cry: No one outside my family, but I don't cry, so....
Been in a car accident: Yes, but never while I'm driving.
Croutons or bacon bits: Neither, you classless shits.
Favorite day of the week: Thursday. Just because.
Favorite restaurants: Spagio, Smith & Wollensky, Elevator, Clarmont, Taj II, Bombay Garden
Favorite Flower: I suppose lilies right now. I did not spell that right. Just stop it.
Favorite sports to watch:Football, baseball, boxing, hockey, NCAA Basketball tournament (men's), and fake sports.
Favorite drink: Craft beers and vintage wines. Krug sparkling white, and Elevator craft beers are my current favorites. And LaTours '57 is just dynaminte.
Favorite ice creams: Butter Pecan, Mint Chocolate Chip, and gelato. I like sorbet, too, but that's a session dish.
Disney or Warner Brothers: I think Disney has the better studios, so them.
Favorite fast food restaurant: I don't eat fast food....no, I do. Jimmy John's. You're wrong.
What color is your bedroom carpet: Some earth tone that I haven't the time or effort to replace.
How many times did you fail your driver's test: Never.
Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: This isn't an email.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: Bergdorf Goodman? Ralph Lauren. Gucci.
What do you do most often when you are bored: I work too much to be bored.
Bedtime: Typically 12.30, unless I am with a certain person, and then we stay up till 5 am talking and laughing.
Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest: If I have to repeat myself one more time, I'm turning this car around.
Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: I don't care who responds to this. Do whatever you want.
Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire: I guess I would be pretty curious if Craig Krenzel replied to one of these.
Favorite TV shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, David Letterman, The Sopranos, SportsCenter, Monday Quarterback.
Ford or Chevy: Ford. GM can die.
What are you listening to right now: "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby," by the Smiths, but really, she has.
What is your favorite color: I like red, blue, black, and white.
Lake, Ocean or river: The Ocean. Bigger is better, or so I'm told.
How many tattoos do you have: None.
Time you finished this e-mail: That's it, we're going home. I warned you.
How many people are you sending this e-mail to: Sit down and shut up, you little brats.
Name as it appears on birth certificate: Christian Santino Michele Spinato
Nicknames: Chris, Christian, Little Tank.
Piercings: Shut up.
What is the most recent movie you've seen in the cinema?: Finding Neverland.
Eye color: Brown
Place of birth: St. Boniface General Hospital, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Favorite food: Italian-Sicilian cuisine. Oranges, maybe.
Ever been toilet papering: No. I'm a grown ass man.
Love someone so much it made you cry: No one outside my family, but I don't cry, so....
Been in a car accident: Yes, but never while I'm driving.
Croutons or bacon bits: Neither, you classless shits.
Favorite day of the week: Thursday. Just because.
Favorite restaurants: Spagio, Smith & Wollensky, Elevator, Clarmont, Taj II, Bombay Garden
Favorite Flower: I suppose lilies right now. I did not spell that right. Just stop it.
Favorite sports to watch:Football, baseball, boxing, hockey, NCAA Basketball tournament (men's), and fake sports.
Favorite drink: Craft beers and vintage wines. Krug sparkling white, and Elevator craft beers are my current favorites. And LaTours '57 is just dynaminte.
Favorite ice creams: Butter Pecan, Mint Chocolate Chip, and gelato. I like sorbet, too, but that's a session dish.
Disney or Warner Brothers: I think Disney has the better studios, so them.
Favorite fast food restaurant: I don't eat fast food....no, I do. Jimmy John's. You're wrong.
What color is your bedroom carpet: Some earth tone that I haven't the time or effort to replace.
How many times did you fail your driver's test: Never.
Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: This isn't an email.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: Bergdorf Goodman? Ralph Lauren. Gucci.
What do you do most often when you are bored: I work too much to be bored.
Bedtime: Typically 12.30, unless I am with a certain person, and then we stay up till 5 am talking and laughing.
Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest: If I have to repeat myself one more time, I'm turning this car around.
Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond: I don't care who responds to this. Do whatever you want.
Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire: I guess I would be pretty curious if Craig Krenzel replied to one of these.
Favorite TV shows: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, David Letterman, The Sopranos, SportsCenter, Monday Quarterback.
Ford or Chevy: Ford. GM can die.
What are you listening to right now: "You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby," by the Smiths, but really, she has.
What is your favorite color: I like red, blue, black, and white.
Lake, Ocean or river: The Ocean. Bigger is better, or so I'm told.
How many tattoos do you have: None.
Time you finished this e-mail: That's it, we're going home. I warned you.
How many people are you sending this e-mail to: Sit down and shut up, you little brats.