BORING ANNOUNCEMENT TIME

I've been gone to New York. Therefore, I have been absent. I'm sure the phone was ringing off the hook, but barring that, that's, um, why I've been gone. Also why I haven't said thank you for anything yet.

I <3 New York. ha ha ha

Okay, why did I write, like a miniature essay on anal sex and it's ramifications for women????? WHO CARES. I DON'T EVEN CARE. And that aside, who wants to read about anal sex in the first place? Why am I writing this right now??

I think something really IS wrong with me.

"hahaha oh yeah huh? but hey, you could have like a split personality! like in public, youre normal, but then when you go home... dun dun dun! you're super-pyscho-addicted-to-porn ( Read more... )

Written by some girl on Myspace that I don't know how to link to ( Read more... )

I'm glad I wasted, or I suppose it's productively-spent after what I'm about to say, my five weeks in a statistics classroom this summer minus an actual grade, because now when boring Mr. Harbison talks, I don't have to pay attention. Or turn in homework! (although that's really just because I'm taking the class pass-fail and the six percent for ( Read more... )

Speakers fixed. Yay! I had just plugged the wire into the wrong holder-thing two days ago while I was throwing a fit about...the speakers not working. That time turned out to be the surge protector though. Watched HunterxHunter to the wee hours of the morning, then took a nap and went to work. Now I am tired. Woe ( Read more... )

And, because I can do ( this )

Headache ( Read more... )

I just finished fitting like 500 lines onto a 3x5 card, and I really really wanted to go to sleep like twenty minutes ago, but I got my damn second wind and now I almost want to punish myself as much as possible by staying up really late so that when I wake up in the morning feeling like shit I will know the true dangers of procrastinating. And ( Read more... )

I am going to start updating hella frequently. Or maybe I'm not. But all two of you are not obligated to listen, because it is going to be really really really boring if I do.