Watching new box sets of House and Scrubs on a brand new laptop is a very nice way to start summer vacation.
*pets old laptop* Farewell, my love. We had some crazy times together.
Bitchin', crazy-ass, booty-slappin', child stabbin' times.
And if you tell anyone about it, I will kill you.

OH NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE