Say what you like- really, but don't be surprised if I take offence if you a) abuse my dress sense or b) decide you want to learn the birds and the bees from me.
Ah, not exactly a 'copper', actually. I don't enforce God's laws, nor do I judge. I pass along His message and I help people understand and follow as best as I can. I leave the flaming sword to Michael- I much prefer words.
Right. I'll keep that in mind, then, though neither are likely; I learned the birds and the bees long ago and the only clothes I wear with any frequency - save my uniform - are ones that even I despise, so I'm not in any position to abuse anyone else's dress sense. Though perhaps "off the mark" would have been a better turn of phrase.
Ah. You talk a bit like one, though.
Samuel Vimes, Commander of the Ankh-Morpork Watch. Nice to meet you.
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And I'm glad you're far too stubborn to die. I should have known.
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*laughs* Yep, too stubborn for that. I can't be shut up that easily. *grins*
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*smiles* And you're quite nice as you.
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...*quietly* I'm an arsehole. *slight grin, trying not to look nervous* Forgive me?
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Ah, not exactly a 'copper', actually. I don't enforce God's laws, nor do I judge. I pass along His message and I help people understand and follow as best as I can. I leave the flaming sword to Michael- I much prefer words.
The Metatron, the Voice of YHWH at your service.
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Ah. You talk a bit like one, though.
Samuel Vimes, Commander of the Ankh-Morpork Watch. Nice to meet you.
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Mr. Vimes. Same to you.
I talk like one? How exactly? *grins, amused* Is that why you thought I was one? I've been called a lot over the years... please, I'd like to know.
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