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TODAY IN WHAT'S TOTALLY METAL
Apr 10, 2009 10:41
It's totally metal when
YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE WHEN SOMEONE CUTS OFF YOUR HAND, AND KEEP PUNCHING THEM WITH THE BLOODY STUMP.
(Sidenote: Irish bar fights are usually pretty metal. Hat tip to theo.)
It's totally metal when YOUR GRANDMA HAS A BELT SWORD:
EXCELLENT FOR DEFENDING AGAINST FOXES, RAPISTS, AND RAPIST FOXES
In honor of passover, It's totally metal when you harden Yul Brynner's heart and then HIT HIM WITH A FIRE TORNADO:
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YHVH CAN BE KIND OF METAL, BUT THEN FEELS BAD ABOUT IT WHEN THE ANGELS START TO CHEER, WHICH IS NOT SO METAL
METAAAAL
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