padparadscha probably doesn't have psychic powers:
I just tried to use the Force to pull my jump drive* to where I was sitting.
… All things considered, this probably doesn’t mean I have taken my first step into a larger world. More likely it means that I have taken yet another step down the road to critical reality failure. But as long as fantasy has lightsabers, it's all good.
*Its name is The Stick. It contains much of my brain in the form of documents. All Hail The Stick.
westriderchimes in:
I thought only guys had much of their brain in their Sticks?
Context is not Matilda.