the_werefrog predicts the future...

[lucy_k_p]

I can see it now... the War or Terror, the Axis of Evil

Comments

[das_kat]

Lol, Ninja Putin. The US would be so screwed, because Putin makes an awesome villain, he even speaks German.

[emerald_embers]

And he knows karate judo!

[leiascully]

We don't have much oil in Arkansas! Invade Oklahoma!

[asrimal]

But you do have diamonds. And that is the source of energy for my robot army.

[leiascully]

You're in luck. You find 'em on the ground, you can keep them.

I suspect this may be one of the reasons we are a poor state.

[asrimal]

W-wow.

[selfinduced]

The US invades Arkansas.

bahahaahahahha.

[skirmish_of_wit]

Governor Palin researching the situation and trying to work out a solution, before realising she's managed to replace all relevant text books with copies of the King James Bible...

This is just silly. Palin would never do research. Her decisions are edicts handed down from God himself.

[meganphntmgrl]

And then there's an epidemic of organ failures that leads to a company that sells artificial organs but with the threat of repossession, or possibly a different company that outlaws actual musical instruments, or maybe we all just collapse into two different species- fuzzy pale things on one side and Samantha Mumbas on the other.