the_werefrog predicts the future...

[lucy_k_p]

I can see it now... the War or Terror, the Axis of Evil

Comments

[leiascully]

We don't have much oil in Arkansas! Invade Oklahoma!

[asrimal]

But you do have diamonds. And that is the source of energy for my robot army.

[leiascully]

You're in luck. You find 'em on the ground, you can keep them.

I suspect this may be one of the reasons we are a poor state.

[asrimal]

W-wow.

[leiascully]

Only at Crater of Diamonds State Park, though. (Now with an updated, classier-than-Diamond Crater-name!)

[faerydragonet]

So, they changed it from Pit of Diamonds State Park??? That's cool.

[leiascully]

It gets updated about every five years. It started out as Patch Of Dirt Where Y'all Might Find Summa Dem Shiny Rocks, If'n Y'Look Real Hard. State Park.

[figsauce]

I applaud your efforts to utilize alternate energy sources for your robot army. We have too many robots dependent on eating old people's medicine for fuel.

[asrimal]

But they have to fight off Jack McCoy for those. I don't want to have to deal with Jack McCoy.