mrstroppy sets his better half straight

[wyldemusick]

So, Cathy has just shown me her impression of the male orgasm. Which seemed like three or four seconds of a rutting baboon, grunting maniacally.

I had to explain to her that, in fact, the male orgasm is a combination of three sounds in strict order:

* Running across hot sand in bare feet
* Sucking a lemon
* Stubbing your toe.

Context yearns for a

Comments

[velvet_burns]

lol, beautiful comparison.

[taikodragon]

Love your icon... XD

[arib]

That icon is absolutely brilliant!

[nomadicwriter]

Your icon makes me happy on numerous different levels.

[fragbert]

I admit it, I made all three of these sounds in quick succession.

I agree with the comparison.

[anja13]

Lol. That makes so much sense.

[razorzknight]

Yep, that's how it goes.

[caseypuffy]

Heh, I made my flatmate sick with laughter when he walked in on me making these noises.

[slowpurple]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[caseypuffy]

It's about what Nathan (my flattie) said too. Teach me for reading out loud with the door open.