mrstroppy sets his better half straight
So, Cathy has just shown me her impression of the male orgasm. Which seemed like three or four seconds of a rutting baboon, grunting maniacally.
I had to explain to her that, in fact, the male orgasm is a combination of three sounds in strict order:
* Running across hot sand in bare feet
* Sucking a lemon
* Stubbing your toe.
Context yearns for a simple Easter. Or something.
I had to explain to her that, in fact, the male orgasm is a combination of three sounds in strict order:
* Running across hot sand in bare feet
* Sucking a lemon
* Stubbing your toe.
Context yearns for a simple Easter. Or something.