From What's Playing in the Alternative Universe Cineplex

Jul 22, 2007 23:40

Courtesy of marsgov:

Alternative Endings

My name is Harry Inigo Montoya Potter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Harry, I am your father.

I know what you're thinking... did he fire off five curses, or six? To tell the truth, I've lost count. But this is a Ollivander 11-inch holly wand with a phoenix feather core, the most powerful wand ever made, and it can blow your head clean off your shoulders. So, punk, are you feeling lucky?

Precious...!

Context is buying the extra-large bucket of popcorn, Raisinettes, and a large diet cola in the collectible QWP cup.
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