OK, number one - this guy totally dances better than Tom Welling. Er, Clark Kent. Whatever. (Can TW actually dance in RL? IDEK)
Number two - ah, well I just don't even know what to say about this.
Number three - I think I just gave my brain a hernia trying to imagine a Bollywood Lex Luthor inserted into this action. Or maybe he's already in there somewhere and I was laughing so hard I missed it.
Number four - SPIDERGIRL FTW!!!
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