Because I am either too lazy or too busy to write anything else just yet... (haven't decided which one).
Why time travel will never work (really). The title sums it up quite nicely, but check out the comments FTW!
Baguette dropped from Bird's Beak Shuts Down the Large Hadron Collider (Really) I can haz swine flu? A cat comes down with H1N1.
I was recently reminded how much I love this -
The The Impotence of Proofreading