( Read more... )

OK, was it yiskah and rosamicula moving abroad, chiller or badbookworm slowing their drinking, or what?

Here.

I had to share this with you, but I can't post to Facebook because my fundamentalist sister would shit. It's funny, and quite insightful.

The Periodic Table of Swearing.

From my Aunt Judy ( Read more... )

I was reminded today of this pun that I dearly loved 30 years ago when first I heard it. I thought it was worth posting.
Four scholars at Oxford were making their way down the street, and happened to see a group of ladies of the evening. “What’s this?” said the first. “A jam of tarts?” “Nay,” said the second, “an essay of Trollope’s.” “Rather, a ( Read more... )

From my brother:

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the  University of  Colorado for an actual class assignment:

The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person ( Read more... )

Holy mother of Gods. This is me as a baby. Really.

Anyone have any extra flesh or blood they don't need? I'm HUNGRY.


( Read more... )

I encountered this on the highway from Nelson, BC, north-eastward toward the main bit of Kootenay Lake. This part (most?) of British Columbia is unbelievably gorgeous.


( Read more... )

This is incredibly appropriate. If you know me you know.

[warning, offensive to Christians who are offended by Christian jokes]


( Read more... )

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from ( Read more... )