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Long time since I've updated. Not much to report in the realm of stupidity amazingly.
I thought 3x6 was 24 recently. And I fought my answer for at least 3 min. I R SMRAT AND IN COLLEDGE! LOL!
I over-exerted myself in the gym and puked. Looking in the toilet, I noticed alot of red and flipped out. I was on my way to the hospital when I realized I had ketchup recently before lifting.
This happened last semester but I guess this is the king of fuck-ups. Both our toilets were clogged in the townhouse. So one night I got up and had to shit real bad. So I went to the bathroom, did my duty and flushed. The water... didn't stop... rising... I started to try and stop the flow of poop juice from entering out of the bathroom so I grabbed my towel and started blocking the door with it. I've since forgotten which towel that is and have probably used it. It was washed afterwards, but still, it is a poop juice towel...
But that next morning, I got up, went downstairs. Took a piss and flushed. The bathroom was then overflowed with poop juice and urine juice. So I spent the better part of my morning cleaning everything with more towels and paper towels. Not a fun task. I had to throw out the bathroom scale as, once again, excrement of some kind ruins it.
Well after this, I had to go #2 really, really bad. So I went to the local 7-11, took care of buisiness, flushed and the toilet started to get clogged. I said fuck it and got out of there as quickly as possible. Beware my shit. Beware it!
I thought 3x6 was 24 recently. And I fought my answer for at least 3 min. I R SMRAT AND IN COLLEDGE! LOL!
I over-exerted myself in the gym and puked. Looking in the toilet, I noticed alot of red and flipped out. I was on my way to the hospital when I realized I had ketchup recently before lifting.
This happened last semester but I guess this is the king of fuck-ups. Both our toilets were clogged in the townhouse. So one night I got up and had to shit real bad. So I went to the bathroom, did my duty and flushed. The water... didn't stop... rising... I started to try and stop the flow of poop juice from entering out of the bathroom so I grabbed my towel and started blocking the door with it. I've since forgotten which towel that is and have probably used it. It was washed afterwards, but still, it is a poop juice towel...
But that next morning, I got up, went downstairs. Took a piss and flushed. The bathroom was then overflowed with poop juice and urine juice. So I spent the better part of my morning cleaning everything with more towels and paper towels. Not a fun task. I had to throw out the bathroom scale as, once again, excrement of some kind ruins it.
Well after this, I had to go #2 really, really bad. So I went to the local 7-11, took care of buisiness, flushed and the toilet started to get clogged. I said fuck it and got out of there as quickly as possible. Beware my shit. Beware it!