[Individuals passing by 336 Brady Street may notice that the robot who calls that address home is in the front yard, acting even more erratically than usual. This is Starscream from well over four million years ago (Pre Decepticon exile from Cybertron, when the Great War was in its infancy and Megatron was still gathering followers to him). Fresh
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[ oh frag. Maybe if I walk by really fast he won't notice me! ]
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Yes, DECEPTICON. You'd best remember the name, little organic, it won't be long before the Decepticon empire reaches even this miserable little planet. [Steps in front of him] I suggest you start practicing your grovelling now.
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I don't grovel.
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[Lowers the null ray] Haha. You're a strange little creature, aren't you? It's almost as if you have some primitive inkling as to what it is you're dealing with. Consider yourself lucky that I'm feeling unusually charitable today. Not many beings can claim that they were shown mercy by the great Starscream. [Shakes some of the snow out his thrusters again, though he's still obviously got an optic on Jolt] Lousy slaggin' planet...
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You must be thinking of some organic creature with a similar moniker.
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As if I'd take the opinions of some glitchy organic seriously. You are obviously either insane or seriously misinformed. Tell me, what does your phantom Starscream look like?
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Goofy? I'm the most handsome bot this side of the Benzuli expanse. [Looks Jolt up and down, shaking his head in disgust (he seems especially perturbed by Jolt's fleshy nose...for some reason)] As if your species could appreciate the sheer elegance of a finely crafted weapon of destruction such as myself.
Stop wasting my time, numb nodes. [Turns away and eyes a passing squirrel with suspicion]
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