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metalmutiny

It doesn't snow on Cybertron

Dec 19, 2009 16:34

[Individuals passing by 336 Brady Street may notice that the robot who calls that address home is in the front yard, acting even more erratically than usual. This is Starscream from well over four million years ago (Pre Decepticon exile from Cybertron, when the Great War was in its infancy and Megatron was still gathering followers to him). Fresh ( Read more... )

organics are terrifying

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electrowhipit December 20 2009, 03:11:20 UTC

Decpticons-?

[ oh frag. Maybe if I walk by really fast he won't notice me! ]

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 04:12:55 UTC

[You'd better believe that his sensors would pick up any audible mention of 'Decepticons.' Now you have his undivided attention as he stomps along beside you]

Yes, DECEPTICON. You'd best remember the name, little organic, it won't be long before the Decepticon empire reaches even this miserable little planet. [Steps in front of him] I suggest you start practicing your grovelling now.

electrowhipit December 20 2009, 04:21:02 UTC

[ He takes a step back- goddammit, why are these alien bodies so tiny?- but he's glaring up at Starscream ]

I don't grovel.

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 04:28:30 UTC

Oh, that's really too bad. [Aims a null ray at Jolt]

electrowhipit December 20 2009, 04:33:16 UTC

Shove it up your exhaust port, Decepticon. [ Is that electricity crackling in his hands? Why yes it is ]

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 05:02:27 UTC

[Holds the null ray up for a few seconds longer] (Oh right, it's not working...and it seems as if this organic may be able to defend itself somehow. Well, that takes a lot of the fun out of it)

[Lowers the null ray] Haha. You're a strange little creature, aren't you? It's almost as if you have some primitive inkling as to what it is you're dealing with. Consider yourself lucky that I'm feeling unusually charitable today. Not many beings can claim that they were shown mercy by the great Starscream. [Shakes some of the snow out his thrusters again, though he's still obviously got an optic on Jolt] Lousy slaggin' planet...

electrowhipit December 20 2009, 05:06:01 UTC

Starscream? [ oh, he outright laughs ] You are not.

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 05:13:41 UTC

[Okay, he wasn't expecting that] I think I know my own name, insect.

electrowhipit December 20 2009, 05:19:12 UTC

I've seen Starscream, and you look nothing like him.

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 05:28:42 UTC

Are you malfunctioning? I am Starscream, Megatron's loyal right servo, there is no other Decepticon with that name.

You must be thinking of some organic creature with a similar moniker.

electrowhipit December 20 2009, 05:50:40 UTC

Are you sure you're even a Cybertronian? You look awful... blocky.

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 06:04:00 UTC

(You're just jealous of his noble chin, admit it!)

As if I'd take the opinions of some glitchy organic seriously. You are obviously either insane or seriously misinformed. Tell me, what does your phantom Starscream look like?

electrowhipit December 20 2009, 07:14:29 UTC

Taller, broader. Not as goofy. [ now he's just being mean >D ]

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 15:13:53 UTC

[It's not nice to mock the soulless killing machine. He's sensitive]

Goofy? I'm the most handsome bot this side of the Benzuli expanse. [Looks Jolt up and down, shaking his head in disgust (he seems especially perturbed by Jolt's fleshy nose...for some reason)] As if your species could appreciate the sheer elegance of a finely crafted weapon of destruction such as myself.

Stop wasting my time, numb nodes. [Turns away and eyes a passing squirrel with suspicion]

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