Comments | metalmutiny: It doesn't snow on Cybertron

metalmutiny

It doesn't snow on Cybertron

Dec 19, 2009 16:34

[Individuals passing by 336 Brady Street may notice that the robot who calls that address home is in the front yard, acting even more erratically than usual. This is Starscream from well over four million years ago (Pre Decepticon exile from Cybertron, when the Great War was in its infancy and Megatron was still gathering followers to him). Fresh ( Read more... )

organics are terrifying

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Aaaaaaaaaaction brbpouncingyou December 19 2009, 21:46:16 UTC

...Is... is that a robot?

Re: Aaaaaaaaaaction metalmutiny December 19 2009, 21:49:32 UTC

Ahhhh, there's another one over there! Get lost, or I'll blast you into scrap! Shoo! [Waves his arms in what he assumes to be a threatening manner]

brbpouncingyou December 19 2009, 22:03:46 UTC

[[RUNS OVER TO AND IS ALL omg omg omg.]]

...It is a robot! This is so cool!

metalmutiny December 19 2009, 22:16:32 UTC

It's attacking! [Backs up against the garage, aiming his non functioning weapon at the eager little...thing]. You can't win this battle, organic! There has never been a warrior greater than I, save (perhaps) mighty Megatron!

I SAID SHOO! [Kicks snow at him]

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bell_bound December 19 2009, 22:06:24 UTC

[Looking at him curiously from a tree branch.]

Boo.

metalmutiny December 19 2009, 22:23:46 UTC

Ack! [Turns, aiming his null-ray at the source of the sound. The end of the ray glows ominously for a moment and then...does nothing] Uhhh....[Lowers the weapon] I come in peace?

bell_bound December 19 2009, 22:25:42 UTC

Really? Is that by choice, or necessity?

metalmutiny December 19 2009, 22:34:13 UTC

Choice, of course. I...am a peaceful bot by nature. Yes. (Hmm, this organic looks especially soft, I could probably squish it with my own two servos)

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electrowhipit December 20 2009, 03:11:20 UTC

Decpticons-?

[ oh frag. Maybe if I walk by really fast he won't notice me! ]

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 04:12:55 UTC

[You'd better believe that his sensors would pick up any audible mention of 'Decepticons.' Now you have his undivided attention as he stomps along beside you]

Yes, DECEPTICON. You'd best remember the name, little organic, it won't be long before the Decepticon empire reaches even this miserable little planet. [Steps in front of him] I suggest you start practicing your grovelling now.

electrowhipit December 20 2009, 04:21:02 UTC

[ He takes a step back- goddammit, why are these alien bodies so tiny?- but he's glaring up at Starscream ]

I don't grovel.

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 04:28:30 UTC

Oh, that's really too bad. [Aims a null ray at Jolt]

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weaponsparked December 20 2009, 04:01:16 UTC

...

Decepticons...?

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 04:24:31 UTC

[Sorry, he's too busy wondering if he should start conspiring with a small flock of sparrows sitting on a nearby fence to pay any attention to you]

weaponsparked December 20 2009, 04:34:04 UTC

[That does not sit well. And while this... thing... is large, he is a half-crazed teen with a pair of broomsticks. Therefore, he is invincible.]

Decepticon!

metalmutiny December 20 2009, 05:15:40 UTC

[Makes a 'shoo, shoo' gesture in Sideswipe's general direction before continuing to question a particularly bold sparrow]

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