"What's the current thinking on Portugal then?"

"They reached their peak in about 1500, but it's been downhill since then."

* * *

"That reminds me of a quote from an Englishman after they lost to Germany in
the World Cup one time: 'You beat us once in our national sport but we beat
you twice at yours!'"

The funniest thing I've read in at least a week.

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/10/05/super-social-networking-comic-book-character-facebook-status-u/

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(ganked from tfbretz)

metallian: Here, watch this trailer it's crazy awesome. Here, have my seat.

mrsmetallian:

metallian: Aw, you can have a hug while you watch. >

mrsmetallian:

metallian: Oh, you want your beer. > Now we can hug...with beer!

metallian:

metallian: You know that Information Society song we always listen to? Tell me if you recognize the voice that says "Pure Energy."

mrsmetallian: Is it...Spock?

metallian: Yep.

mrsmetallian: ...

mrsmetallian: So...is the song about mind melds?

This is my favorite link of the day, courtesy of jantzus.

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metallian: So while getting water I came up with a new Star Wars character idea.

metallian: Dr. Droidberg.

metallian: And...well, it kinda writes itself from there.

T: X_X

metallian: "Papercut? I'll give you a droid arm, why not?"

T: you scare me sometimes.

Click here for animated...goodness?

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mrsmetallian: "...so there's a character limit..."

metallian: "Really?"

mrsmetallian: "Yeah."

metallian: "Well, database columns have character limits and I guess you've got to respect them."

mrsmetallian: "I think they've been keeping track of horse names since before computers."

metallian: "Then I guess there's only so small the clerk can write..."

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