College quotes!
I haven't updated this thing in awhile, but I have some quotes!
(Intro to Design for the Stage Prof, who graduated Columbia in '05) Costume designers like putting weird ass shit on women's heads. Like, look at this hat! What the fuck! (I know this isn't funny, but I LOVE this professor, and this quote totally sums him up.)
*in Calculus* (kid) Sorry, I totally space out every time you say something important.
(Ricky, a fabulously gay costume designer in my lighting class) It's not my fault I don't get this! I work with FABRIC! (note: he uses this excuse almost every week)
*talking about electricity* (Ricky) I don't get it.
(Chris) Because you work with fabric?
(Ricky) Yeah.
(Chris) This is the stuff that makes your fabric burst into flame.
(Emil, the professor) Yeah. Fire bad.
(Ricky) Okay, fire bad. *writes in notebook*
(Chris) My, my, my! Aren't we sassy today?
(Ricky) I got ten hours of sleep! HOT DAMN, I'm going to be sassy!
(Ricky) She thinks I'm straight!
(me) What? How?
(Ricky) Hey! I can play the straight man if I want to!
(Chris) Ricky. You're reading a costuming book while wearing a sweater vest. THAT MATCHES YOUR SHOES.
(note: Heather is the other lighting design professor at Columbia)
(Ricky) Heather! You're my favorite!
*pause*
(Ricky) Emil, you're my favorite too.
(Emil) Shut up.
(Ricky) Haha! A computer's taking over the job of the lighting designer! There's no machine that SEWS!
(Chris) Ricky, I'm pretty sure there's a machine that sews.
(Ricky) I'm pretty sure your face is ugly!
(Emil) The ground wire is always green. ALWAYS! There's never a ground wire that isn't green and there's never a green wire that isn't ground! Green, ground, ground, green! Grass, growing, green! Get it? Ricky, what color is a ground wire?
(Ricky) *sigh* Green.
That's all I have for now. I LOVE my college.
(Intro to Design for the Stage Prof, who graduated Columbia in '05) Costume designers like putting weird ass shit on women's heads. Like, look at this hat! What the fuck! (I know this isn't funny, but I LOVE this professor, and this quote totally sums him up.)
*in Calculus* (kid) Sorry, I totally space out every time you say something important.
(Ricky, a fabulously gay costume designer in my lighting class) It's not my fault I don't get this! I work with FABRIC! (note: he uses this excuse almost every week)
*talking about electricity* (Ricky) I don't get it.
(Chris) Because you work with fabric?
(Ricky) Yeah.
(Chris) This is the stuff that makes your fabric burst into flame.
(Emil, the professor) Yeah. Fire bad.
(Ricky) Okay, fire bad. *writes in notebook*
(Chris) My, my, my! Aren't we sassy today?
(Ricky) I got ten hours of sleep! HOT DAMN, I'm going to be sassy!
(Ricky) She thinks I'm straight!
(me) What? How?
(Ricky) Hey! I can play the straight man if I want to!
(Chris) Ricky. You're reading a costuming book while wearing a sweater vest. THAT MATCHES YOUR SHOES.
(note: Heather is the other lighting design professor at Columbia)
(Ricky) Heather! You're my favorite!
*pause*
(Ricky) Emil, you're my favorite too.
(Emil) Shut up.
(Ricky) Haha! A computer's taking over the job of the lighting designer! There's no machine that SEWS!
(Chris) Ricky, I'm pretty sure there's a machine that sews.
(Ricky) I'm pretty sure your face is ugly!
(Emil) The ground wire is always green. ALWAYS! There's never a ground wire that isn't green and there's never a green wire that isn't ground! Green, ground, ground, green! Grass, growing, green! Get it? Ricky, what color is a ground wire?
(Ricky) *sigh* Green.
That's all I have for now. I LOVE my college.