will you post the meatloaf, redux

Apr 14, 2010 20:23


Holy crap, I did not expect the internet to remember "Will You Eat The Meatloaf?". I only remember it because of a story that was related to me. I don't watch David Letterman. Especially not in 1995. ;;;*> XD etc...

ANYWAY. _Quinn did something much better with that phrase, which I now reproduce here in case you missed it. Thus:
o/~
....
Why don't you cook this evening?
Kick up a notch like TV,
and I'll make a little robot to help.
I know your head hurts from working on your taxes,
but how can you mail an omelette and sleep?
If you post the meatloaf, I'll head for the hills.

Where is my cheesecake?
Where has my chocolate gone?
Where are my Jolly Ranchers?
Where have all my foodstuffs gone?

You are making such a mess tonight
but you don't, don't even notice it.
....
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