I coulda been a rapper.

[merystic]

merystic: i could write a rap song you know
merystic: it's very formulaic
merystic: one might even say prosaic, and with words I could make a mosaic
merystic: about um
merystic: patrón in the clurb
merystic: bottles of burb, shawties dancing up on me, my vision gettin' blurred, my speech gettin' slurred
merystic: big wads of cash in my deep pockets
merystic: i'm king of this frontier like fuckin' davy crocket
merystic: LOL
Rapier4: omfg