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Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific software was coded by him. Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98. Could anything -- anything -- be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous than the world we are living in. -Sam Harris, author (1967- )
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And thus, he spake, saying thusly that he knew that the sacred video of the most Holy Lord of the Rings Trilogy was not the truth and, in fact, was sacrilege for its befoulement and character damaging portrayal of the most noble Faramir. Furthermore, any and all persons foolish enough to follow the video rendition instead of the original sacred texts written by our most noble and highly revered prophet, J.R.R. Tolkien shall be given one chance per Elven ring to mend their ways and renounce the atrocity of the vile video rendition. If, after the last chance, they still refuse to follow the most noble and sacred texts, then they shall be convicted of heresy and cast into the Cracks of Doom.
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And thus, he spake, saying thusly that he knew that the sacred video of the most Holy Lord of the Rings Trilogy was not the truth and, in fact, was sacrilege for its befoulement and character damaging portrayal of the most noble Faramir. Furthermore, any and all persons foolish enough to follow the video rendition instead of the original sacred texts written by our most noble and highly revered prophet, J.R.R. Tolkien shall be given one chance per Elven ring to mend their ways and renounce the atrocity of the vile video rendition. If, after the last chance, they still refuse to follow the most noble and sacred texts, then they shall be convicted of heresy and cast into the Cracks of Doom.