Comments | merry_rogue: In your face, Bennifer II, Branjolina, and Katom

merry_rogue

In your face, Bennifer II, Branjolina, and Katom

Jun 17, 2005 15:43

If Brandon and I were EVER to become a celebrity couple, the tabloids would dub us "Brandine."

Tack on a combined last name and we'd be "Brandine Demarantus."

me at random, brandon at random

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zoso_the_hobbit June 17 2005, 15:55:32 UTC

Wow, that's almost as freakish as Branjolina's full combined name.

merry_rogue June 17 2005, 16:13:42 UTC

It's awesome, though, because Cletus' wife's name was Brandine Delroy (at least it was until they decided to randomly change Cletus' last name.

We have this yokel-celebrity couple name. ^_^

But really Branjolina Jolpitt? Pittolie? Well Craig Ferguson went into all the possibilities.

shuttie_uppie June 17 2005, 20:47:42 UTC

those amalgamated names are soooo Pilipino. It's not as scary as Henrilyn, Jerrilyn, Jubene, Maricris, or Maritess. Yeah, when you've got folks that have those crazy names like that, the celebrity ones sound cooler.

=P

merry_rogue June 17 2005, 21:17:15 UTC

Hahaha, my mom has a friend named Jerrilyn.

I have the anal Catholic name Christine Marie... could have been Christina Maria or worse Jesusa Christa. >_

elaradreamstar June 18 2005, 00:51:01 UTC

Jesusa Christa? Oh gods that would have been the ultimate torture.

merry_rogue June 18 2005, 13:29:01 UTC

Tell me about it.

Funny thing about my name. I was at my cousin's wedding two years ago; she's recently found Jesus and so all her friends are Jesus freaks. Once they found out my name, I was suddenly one of the most popular people to talk to at the reception because my name was "Christ-like" as they said. WTF?

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strollerman June 18 2005, 04:36:05 UTC

Hey hey, I take credit for "Demarantus".

merry_rogue June 18 2005, 13:01:35 UTC

Yeah, and it amazes how off the cuff you came up with that while driving on the 91.

elaradreamstar June 18 2005, 13:38:08 UTC

That is rather amazing. Of course it's a very nice and easy combination. When he was going to write Garrett into Paradox Island and marry me and him it took me a few days to come up with Brinson (all combinations of Stevenson and Brick suck)... out of boredom I came up with a combination of Stevenson and Cox just in case... fairly easy really: Stox.

merry_rogue June 18 2005, 13:45:45 UTC

I still think it's funny that if I really were named Jesusa Christa and married Brandon I'd have officially the worst name EVER.

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